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Itinerant Songster
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Redirects concerning Orcs
1. Only Orcs will ever be found behind the wheel in Mordor; make sure your posts account for this.
2. Orcs have not changed since the days of the Dark Lord, except in one regard alone: their dark hearts crave respect, and so they have given mighty efforts to accomplishing a thin veneer of civilization. Therefore, they have turned into perfect bureaucrats: overly officious, tending to use "overly" correct English, which means a latinate word where a good Anglo-Saxon one will do. If you're not sure what that means, any word that ends in "tion" is latinate. Any word beginning with "con", "pro", or any of those three letter prefixes, is likely to be latinate. The one exception to the overly correct usage is when they're behind the wheel, and they revert to the most beastly talk. I think that about covers it. So I need to go back and edit the talk of Lûgnût too. ![]() |
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I see you sent in some vans to whisk us away to seperate locations, but I didn't see that a van had been sent for Alli. Do you have some some sort of curveball planned for her, lmp, or can I bring her along with me?
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Shadowed Prince
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What the phantom said, minus the Alli. Does Flèin have to find his own way around, or is a van coming?
Internet access might be a little tight for a few days, maybe a week or more. I'll most likely post at least once a day, but won't be as commited as I could be. I'm also busy all next Monday with a Prizegiving ceremony, so no posts then. |
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[quote=Fea]...am I about to get vanned?[/qutoe]No. I have worse things saved up for you. Quote:
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Street musicians, eh? I think I know just the song for them.
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List
Righto. Here's a combined, alphabetic version of the two and a half lists LMP posted on the N&N thread. For those interested, there are 458 assigned things listed here, and that's only half the thread...
In any case, it should be a handy little (er...) research tool. 6 am flights 6th Form ache that comes from flossing after a long hiatus acute paranoia adjectives used in place of adverbs adults who do not remember how it is to be young adults who think moody teenagers care about the difficulties of being a parent adults who think teens' negative thought are due to hormones and moodiness alone Adware after-date paranoia airports alarm clocks algebra All cats, except ones with no claws that can play without biting and come when you call them. allergic conjunctivitis allergies and all of their varied symptoms American spelling annoying English teachers annoying guys who provide the voiceovers at the end of infomercials and commercials anything boring anything that keeps one from playing WW games apathetic English teachers apostrophe mis-users ATMs attempting to accomplish Orkish havoc characterized as "doing nothing" attendance office at school with wrong information authors of 'bad-ism' allegories Axe-murderers (in a soon to be released ATM near you....) bad email software bad habits bad thinking behind banning computer access while allowing long phone calls bad translations bad weather Bags of candy that come to an end too soon Balrog Wingers banning of the internet Bar chords...hardest notes to play on the guitar being bashful around people you know you'll get on excellent with Being Forbidden from entering The Barrowdowns being introverted Being left at school because answering machine didn't work right being out of clean clothes being too sick to flirt (watch out, ATM ladies - 'she was just about to flirt with the cute boy when suddenly she felt sick enough to puke') 'Big Brother' television Biology Lab partner who looks down your blouse black flies black licorice blisters from unbroken argyle flats blisters from unbroken flip flops blisters from wearing huge boots Books that look interesting on the covers but are not inside. books written by Roald Dahl boredom boring English teachers Braces Breast cancer British spelling British television miniseries British transportation system Britney Spears budget cuts bugs Bullies bus drills in gym class where they make you jump off the back of the bus busy-work canonicity CAPs lockers CaptainofDespair (cameo role?) 'Caucasian' used to categorize or describe white people celebrity magazines cell phones chapped lips Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (book & movies) 'chavs' chewing gum spat out, covering pavement children who cannot see how much they mean to their parents cigarette smokers cigarettes classes where everybody's opinion is different from yours classes you hate but still do well in classy heels required for business attire Coke Cold snaps cold viruses colds college applications college applications as more important than wreaking Orkish havoc in an RPG college dorm parties college placement tests Collegiate insomnia comic sans font computer game which does not let you save your progress whenever you want computer viruses computers that screw up while using them conjunctivitis constipation 'cope' corsets country music Creepy teachers criticism about, not to, a person crystal clear bad memories customer service departments that keep you on hold a little bit longer than forever Customs checks dangling prepositions deadlines Declaring feelings to somebody and them not returning them democracy dentists Department of Motor Vehicles depression diamonds diarrea (you ATM players are really in for it!) difference between English and American spelling dirty dishes Disney distributors of speed cameras dog bites dog clothes dogs that bite (mean, nasty, clothes wearing dogs that bite in ATM) dogs that can't be housebroken door to door sales people double negatives Dread Backspace Button Of Doom ... which works like internet 'back' command dread from finding a check you thought you mailed to pay a bill drivers who drive through a flood at top speed drivers who ignore pedestrians early classes Easy driving tests! elastic bands in braces emergency rooms empty tubes of chap stick English English classes Eomer of the Rohirrim (cameo role?) errant pronunciations of the name "Bach" evil, sarcastic, sadistic teachers ex-boyfriends excess mucous Excess phlegm (and I mean, really in for it!) extroverts who try to make conversation when you are not in the mood facial spots fan fiction fathers who think they know everything about computers & delete your programs Films based on books that radically alter storylines final exams finding a whole chick pea lurking in your braces 6 hours after your last meal fish flash software flat tires Flies flight delays food poisoning forgetting how to draw Forgetting what you wanted to post frat parties French teacher Frodo and Sam with cameo roles in LMP's Mordor RP frog ring tones fruitcakes fume and stench furry animals general heat Generic, uninventive Tolkien fanfiction geography teachers geometry German getting a paragraph in reply to a five page letter getting lynched on the first Day of Werewolf getting up early girls that claim to be LOTR fans because of Legolas going to bed when it's light out going to work on Saturday Going to work on Saturday to Mordor. government trying to improve people ground spitters guys who think pretty girls are always dumb halitosis (bad breath caused by gingivitis) 'have got' having no common language having the wrong textbook with a looming test having to share a laundry facility with 140 women havng to wait until LMP says so to watch that madly fun sounding RP unfold hayfever headaches Heatwaves heavy traffic history of language Hollywood Hollywood and its fruitcakes Homework hot weather hovering parents huge workloads human tongue hundred degree greenhouse Hurricanes hurting knees hypocritical parents i.b. exam (?) Idiotic bees ignorant fools inability to breathe inability to turn down food dares inconsiderate customers incorrect written use of its and it's incorrect written use of your and you're institutional food intolerant people inventor of shoes that are loose around the ankles but tight on the toes irrational fear of phone calls Jamesian English speakers JK Rowling (cameo?) Johnny Depp (cameo?) know nothing nurses 'kotex fits. period' (billboards in ATM) lack of published Quenya lack of the Assigned to Mordor RPG (now that would be weird!) lawn mowing leaches lemmings Level 81 in the Pit of 100 Trials in Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door liability paranoids library freeloaders lima beans lima beans litter litterbugs local press Locker combinations that get stuck long road trips Lord of the Rings note books ... sold out mandatory meeting right after sweaty excerise Mario Mary Sues math medication tolerance men who hit women men who proposition random girls Men who unintelligently assign a woman's bad mood to hormones (is there an intelligent way of doing it?) mice migraines misused homophones mobile phones modern world's way of taking all the fun out of life monosodium glutimate Mosquitos Multiple lynching in Werewolf (need to work this into ATM somehow...) 'my bad' 'myself and ______' nagging mothers nagging parents nagging thoughts you realize you should have listened to neighbours who put up large aluminum sheds which block all sun from your garden New computers news report sound bites nightmares nights when there is a full moon (so it's always a full moon in Mordor) noisy air conditioners nonstandard word users not being in the same class with your friends Not having enough time for PMs nuclear bombs 'nuculer' 'official Wendy's guy' offspring who don't understand the difficulties of being a parent off-topic posts Once respectable people who sell their soul by acting in lousy commercials online college application forms osteopaths who try to crush you Overplayed songs overzealous political correctness Packing pain from first ever dance class papercuts parents parents and their children Parents who abuse their children parents who brag about their children parents who cannot understand their children parents who name their kids badly parents who think that you're nervous about leaving for college in the morning when you're not Pedestrians who walk in the street when there is a perfectly good sidewalk ten feet away. people always in a rush People on IM who sign in and out repeatedly People who "don't get" fantasy or sci-fi. People who "don't get" Strong Bad. People who are constantly worried about offending someone people who are easily offended People who are easily offended should go to Mordor. people who are horrified by 'weird' food combinations people who are overly worried about offending others People who believe that they are the only important beings in the universe people who claim that the advert breaks are no louder than the programmes people who don't turn up for meetings they set People who don't understand introverts People who drive really slow and stop at corners that don't have stop signs and generally act lost. people who give away spoilers to books and movies without warning people who hate white chocolate people who have no regard for others People who litter instead of using a trash can 15 feet away people who make fun of people with asthma people who pay with change people who pronounce it Ray-min noodles people who repeatedly don't show up when you invite them people who say 'it's not rocket science' people who spill liquor wantonly people who spit gum out on to the pavement People who tailgate when you are going the speed limit or above People who think everyone should get out and vote. People who think popularity equals quality. People who think Republicans should go to Mordor. people who think that a Straight Edge lifestyle means you've got a gang mentality people who use personal grief as an excuse to treat other peple badly people who wearing sockless sandals bring small space heaters to warm up the space under their desks people with gender double standards people you thought were your friends stabbing you in the back permanent paranoia of law enforcement officers Personal statements on college applications perverts Phonetics Phys. Ed. teachers who ignore the fact of your asthma piles of wet tissues that come with allergies pimples Pineapple political correctness political correctness political correctness ignoramuses politicians pop drinkers pop-up ads Portuguese men of war possums Practice job interviews with your parents pretentious pronunciation of foreign words and phrases pretentious pronunciations pretentious silent letters pretentious use of silent letters process by which one's wisdom teeth are removed procrastination Psychics PT Cruisers purple ketchup pushy and angsty cousins Quadratic Function queue cutters rabbit bites rabbits raccoons racism rap music Rap music reality television really heavy textbooks red food coloring religious fundamentalist terrorists repair shops that are behind schedule ridiculous conspiracy theories ridiculous conspiracy theorists rising gas prices Road Construction during the worst time of the year road rage Roald Dahl role of Ranger in werewolf Rumor-mongering rumors that idiots spread 'sanguine' SAT supporters Saturday morning classes Sauron's finger and its army SAVEs scary professors school districts that separate best friends to different schools school uniform school when it is absolutely pointless Screwing up a simple drawing shrieking early birds skinned knees Slipping on garbage left by others in streets slivers slugs snorers snotty Sarumans snotty upperclassmen soap operas Soaps. soccer social conventions of enduring arrogant people with politeness Soda & coke drinkers Sore throats SPAM Speed cameras spell checkers spider bites splinters spoilt kids that howl on the street sports physicals spyware squirrels standard English Standard Of Learning tests that force teachers to teach "to the test" stereotypers strip searches at airports stubbed toes students who insist on coming to school when they are sick stupid people summer air conditioning that is set far, far too cold summer reading books sunburn sweat patches tax code writers tax collectors Teachers who don't make maths interesting and explain it properly teenagers teens who don't understand that parents see their children as extensions of themselves Telemarketers who switch the long-distance service you've told them you're happy with telemarketing companies telephones terrorists text books that cost over a hundred bucks a piece and that they have no used versions of The Saucepan Man (cameo role?) thieves thongs thoughts that won't get properly organized to post a serious post to a Books thread tomato hornworms Tooth fillings that begin to peel off traveling trying to figure out where to go to University Tteens who don't understand that parents see their children as extensions of their own bodies and souls,. UCAS applications unfriendly computers unidentified phone caller unnecessary aspects of plot unpredictable kilns used Handkerchiefs vacation being over vectors VIRUSES vomit war Warranties that expire right before something breaks down water that accidentally gets inhaled watered down drinks Wednesdays wet used handkerchief in your pocket When you really like a thread but can't think of anything to say white chocolate whoever decided to make Lucius Malfoy so attractive in the Harry Potter films windshield wiper blades that always streak in the line of vision (the orcs behind the wheel driving cars - with flat tires - too fast in Mordor should love this) 'witch' at the other end of the office Working any time before noon worries that pick at the mind whether traveling will be safe worst subjects all in the same semester Yankees announcers year-long redundant teachers Yellow cars (and all PT Cruisers at that!) Yoda You are judged by the company you keep. 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This is necessarily a shorter list:
Celuien: orc giving Panakeia a ticket Celuien: the unnerground street musicians scamming sympathetic types - and what a song! Feanor: claustrophobia in the van the phantom: having RCA be close to Edge-where. Clever! the guy who be short: Willy Wonka in Mordor - chortle! |
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Shadowed Prince
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Sorry - a little rushed today due to prizegiving. Will italicise anakronisms tomorrow.
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La Belle Dame sans Merci
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![]() As long as you don't get "vanned", we will be able to meet up again fairly shortly, even if you can't get into my van (though I think I can convince the driver to take on an extra passenger or two). I already have a little something partially worked out. Unfortunately, I have to go to work now, so I can't write it up until later this evening. But, seeing as we have an entire week, I don't think that'll be a problem.
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Join Date: Mar 2002
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This game is an excellent read! Kudos to all of you!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Just bringing this forward: A few reminders:
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Subthread #1 Great Lines
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9 lmao 8 uncontrollable giggling 7 burst out laughing 6 good laugh ------------- The record company's studios and headquarters are all located just down the Northern Line from Edge-Where- near Entish Town. - The Phantom ~ 7 ------------- And that man looked too mopey, like one of those emo kids... what was his name? Waldo, or something like that..." - Encaitare ~ 8 Both brilliant lines. |
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![]() Oh, and by the way, Celuien, not only have you just turned into an orc, but you have a tank that is three quarters full. The orc will now give you your RET - that is, ridiculously easy test for driving, after which you will be given a driver's license that looks suspiciously like a playing card. ![]() Last edited by littlemanpoet; 12-08-2005 at 05:30 PM. |
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Estelo dagnir, Melo ring
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'Twas simply your mix up of Thursdays and Fridays that has me so befuddled, dear poet.
![]() EDIT: The Night was cut shorter than I expected, and thus I was forced to complain about my situation as I did above. Last edited by Durelin; 12-08-2005 at 05:40 PM. |
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