What do you assign to Mordor? - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Firefoot · 12-05-2005, 09:20 AM

The flu.

And make-up work for school as a result of said flu.

Kath · 12-05-2005, 11:57 AM

I assign going to a panto rehearsal only to find that the people who were supposed to have been setting up the sound system in their free and had instead been lazing around the common room so that nothing was ready. It therefore took another half an hour to get to the only bit my friend and I needed to be in so it was pitch dark and freezing cold by the time we walked home.

Feanor of the Peredhil · 12-05-2005, 04:40 PM

I assign the soon-to-be fourth draft of my research paper. I've impressed doctors before with my illnesses and I've impressed parents with my responsibility, but I've never before completely confounded two writing lecturers as to how a student can write both informally and formally at the same exact time. Apparently I have rewrite the paper again, but before I can do it, my professor and a few other lecturers in the writing department have to figure out what it is I'm supposed to be fixing it.

How did I manage that?!?? It's so frustrating...

I also assign being cold.

**The Saucepan Man** · 12-05-2005, 08:33 PM

I consign to Mordor anyone who uses the Assigned to Mordor thread as a multi-user blog-spot ...

Oh, and the little toe-rag who nicked my mobile-phone when he and his friends came round to visit the girl who was baby-sitting for us.

Hmm, I believe that I just managed to consign myself to Mordor in the space of a single post.

Roa_Aoife · 12-05-2005, 09:16 PM

I assign to Mordor the week before finals week- you know, when everything is due, all at the same time, leaving you weak and unable to focus for finals week.

Kath · 12-06-2005, 05:36 PM

I assign leaving the long post you wrote on the computer at school because you happen to have no brain, and then spending the next 3 hours diligently (if illegally) trying to hack into the school network from home to get hold of it again.

However, I'll assign succeeding to the Shire!

the guy who be short · 12-07-2005, 11:31 AM

Fizzix.

Me: "Sir... instead of creating a complex circuit using multimeters, variable resistors and potential dividers, why not just stick an Ohmmeter in there?"

Physics teacher: "It doesn't display a grasp of complex physics."

So it is that I am utterly failing my needlessly complex physics coursework, which could very easily be replaced by something a five year old could do, for the sole purpose of displaying my knowledge of the complex physics...

Casual discrimination from "anti-discriminatory" people. Just because you detest sexism and racism doesn't make you anti-discrimination - it really angers me when governments, of all things, attack the rights of minorities. If somebody suggested that Asians should be denied the right to marry, or that women shouldn't be allowed free surgery on the NHS... I need not finish that sentence. Yet, apparently, gays and obese people don't matter.

Also, time being snatched away.

And, in addition, BD breaking when you want to post on the ATM thread.

12-05-2005, 11:57 AM	#2
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	I assign going to a panto rehearsal only to find that the people who were supposed to have been setting up the sound system in their free and had instead been lazing around the common room so that nothing was ready. It therefore took another half an hour to get to the only bit my friend and I needed to be in so it was pitch dark and freezing cold by the time we walked home. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

12-05-2005, 04:40 PM	#3
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,517	I assign the soon-to-be fourth draft of my research paper. I've impressed doctors before with my illnesses and I've impressed parents with my responsibility, but I've never before completely confounded two writing lecturers as to how a student can write both informally and formally at the same exact time. Apparently I have rewrite the paper again, but before I can do it, my professor and a few other lecturers in the writing department have to figure out what it is I'm supposed to be fixing it. How did I manage that?!?? It's so frustrating... I also assign being cold. __________________ peace

12-05-2005, 08:33 PM	#4
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	I consign to Mordor anyone who uses the Assigned to Mordor thread as a multi-user blog-spot ... Oh, and the little toe-rag who nicked my mobile-phone when he and his friends came round to visit the girl who was baby-sitting for us. Hmm, I believe that I just managed to consign myself to Mordor in the space of a single post. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

12-05-2005, 09:16 PM	#5
Roa_Aoife Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it. Posts: 1,696	I assign to Mordor the week before finals week- you know, when everything is due, all at the same time, leaving you weak and unable to focus for finals week. __________________ We can't all be Roas* when it comes to analysing...* -Lommy I didn't say you're evil, Roa, I said you're exasperating. -Nerwen

12-06-2005, 05:36 PM	#6
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	I assign leaving the long post you wrote on the computer at school because you happen to have no brain, and then spending the next 3 hours diligently (if illegally) trying to hack into the school network from home to get hold of it again. However, I'll assign succeeding to the Shire! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

12-05-2005, 09:20 AM	#1
Firefoot Illusionary Holbytla Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,547	The flu. And make-up work for school as a result of said flu.

12-07-2005, 11:31 AM	#7
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	Fizzix. Me: "Sir... instead of creating a complex circuit using multimeters, variable resistors and potential dividers, why not just stick an Ohmmeter in there?" Physics teacher: "It doesn't display a grasp of complex physics." So it is that I am utterly failing my needlessly complex physics coursework, which could very easily be replaced by something a five year old could do, for the sole purpose of displaying my knowledge of the complex physics... Casual discrimination from "anti-discriminatory" people. Just because you detest sexism and racism doesn't make you anti-discrimination - it really angers me when governments, of all things, attack the rights of minorities. If somebody suggested that Asians should be denied the right to marry, or that women shouldn't be allowed free surgery on the NHS... I need not finish that sentence. Yet, apparently, gays and obese people don't matter. Also, time being snatched away. And, in addition, BD breaking when you want to post on the ATM thread.