The Hobbit Survivor

[The Saucepan Man]

Originally Posted by mormegil

I'll do my best.

We have a deal.

Originally Posted by Rune

Help, help I am beeing repressed.

If anyone's doing any repressing around here it's that dull unelected aristo, Bard. Some thrush talks to him and the next minute, he's claiming to be descended from the Lord of Dale. What's that all about? Talking to animals is no basis for choosing the head of state. Whatever next? Dr Dolittle for President?

Originally Posted by Eonwe

aye, that we are! it seems as if The Master is not the only oligarchical power broker we have!

Better a just and democratically elected ruler than the unruly lynch mob that calls for his head.

Originally Posted by Anguirel

Saucie, we are hard pressed. Join us at this breach...

I'm right on it.

-- GALION
++ BEORN

Another nut who talks to animals. But only those that he deems worthy. He happily slaughters Wolves and hangs their pelts up for all to see.

Plus he is guilty of the heinous crime of spawning Middle-earth's only Abba tribute band, Beorn Again.

Plus, he's snaffled the camp's entire honey rations.

Plus I don't trust Werebears.