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lothlorien · 01-03-2006, 07:40 AM

Well guys I've never done this before but I'll have a go anyway

*Frodo Sam and Gollum climb up and up and still up quite a bit more until finally Frodo who has been busy counting of all the stairs they've climbed slipped on step number 10099 and almost fell*

Gollum: "Stupid hobbit almost falls to it's death why is Smeagol stuck with the idiot and his fat friend" in the distance

Sam "I'm not fat" starts crying

Gollum reaches out to grab Frodo and sees the ring hanging out of his shirt

Gollum: "Pretty shiney"

Sam: "Mr Frodo back you or I'll have a new ingrediant for my stew" and brandishing a large sauce pan he swings at Gollum who rolls his eyes and pulls Frodo up cursing all the while

Gollum: "Smeagol saves Master and fat hobbit attacks him"

Sam reluctantly puts away his sauce pan

Frodo: "We should have taken the elevator"

Sam: "There is no elevator Mr Frodo"

Frodo: "If there's no elevator than what's that" sure enough there is an elevator wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy down below

Sam: "Well that's a good lot of use to us down there now isn't it

Gollum: "Elevator is for politians only you need ID card and campaign benefits to use it" the hobbits start climbing again grumbling about unfairness and damn politians

Gollum: "Master carries heavy burden the fat one wants it for his own he wants to bargain with people on ebay for it tricksy that one soon he'll ask you how much it's worth you'll see" Frodo clutches the ring and glares at Sam who immediately says

"I'm not fatttttt"

well that's me done anybody feel free to take it from here the next scene should be the Witch King at Osgiliath then back to Minas Tirith seeya

01-03-2006, 07:40 AM	#1
lothlorien Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Stalking the fellowship Posts: 38	Well guys I've never done this before but I'll have a go anyway Frodo Sam and Gollum climb up and up and still up quite a bit more until finally Frodo who has been busy counting of all the stairs they've climbed slipped on step number 10099 and almost fell Gollum: "Stupid hobbit almost falls to it's death why is Smeagol stuck with the idiot and his fat friend" in the distance Sam "I'm not fat" starts crying Gollum reaches out to grab Frodo and sees the ring hanging out of his shirt Gollum: "Pretty shiney" Sam: "Mr Frodo back you or I'll have a new ingrediant for my stew" and brandishing a large sauce pan he swings at Gollum who rolls his eyes and pulls Frodo up cursing all the while Gollum: "Smeagol saves Master and fat hobbit attacks him" Sam reluctantly puts away his sauce pan Frodo: "We should have taken the elevator" Sam: "There is no elevator Mr Frodo" Frodo: "If there's no elevator than what's that" sure enough there is an elevator wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy down below Sam: "Well that's a good lot of use to us down there now isn't it Gollum: "Elevator is for politians only you need ID card and campaign benefits to use it" the hobbits start climbing again grumbling about unfairness and damn politians Gollum: "Master carries heavy burden the fat one wants it for his own he wants to bargain with people on ebay for it tricksy that one soon he'll ask you how much it's worth you'll see" Frodo clutches the ring and glares at Sam who immediately says "I'm not fatttttt" well that's me done anybody feel free to take it from here the next scene should be the Witch King at Osgiliath then back to Minas Tirith seeya