The Hobbit Survivor - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Glirdan · 01-07-2006, 09:58 PM

STOP THE PRESSES!!! I mean...STOP THE VOTING!!! We have a double cast-out today people!! I will have the post up shortly.

Glirdan · 01-07-2006, 10:13 PM

After another exhausting day, the tribe has finally decided to get rid of Galion, the drunken idiot who keeps stealing the wine, lowering the shows ratings and does absolutely nothing around camp. "He's another useless bum in my services!" Thranduil shouted. "Begone with him!"

However, Galion was not going down alone. "There are far to many trols. I say we get rid of the one who starts at the top of the list." Belladonna suggested. That just happened to be Bert. "He keept eating the other contestants who were trying out for this show and now he's pigging out on our food!"

That night at voting council:

Galion - 6
Bert - 6
Elrond - 1

With that, Bert turned into stone as the sun shone on him and he became the islands statue which eventually turned into a fountain. In outrage and in vengeance of their fallen comrade, William and Tom ate Galion up. Al that was left was his bones.

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Contestants voted out:
Bofur
Ori
Durin (The first King Under the Mountain)
Nori
Fundin
Gandalf
Nain (father of Dain)
Bungo Bagins
Chief of Guards
Thorin
Bilbo
Golfimbul
Carc
Gollum
The Master
Dwalin
Bifur
Great Goblin
Bard
Azog
Oin
Dain
Necromancer
Old Took
Bert
Galion (Elvenking's Butler)

The remaining contestants:

Dwarves/Bad Guys
Balin
Bombur
Dori
Fili
Gloin
Kili
Thrain (father of Thorin)
Thror (grandsire of Thorin)
Bolg
Chief Warg
Smaug
William
Tom

Men/Elves/Others
Beorn
Elrond
Elvenking
Girion
Eagle Lord
Roac
Belladonna Took
Bullroarer (Bilbo's great ancestor)

FINALLY!! Ugh, I mean, ummmm..... start voting!!!

Kuruharan · 01-07-2006, 11:50 PM

++ Girion

I mean, talk about useless and boring.

He's got that...errr

And he has this terrible...ummm

When he sneezes he doesn't even...well...

Oh bother! He's so dull I can't even think of anything to say about him. That puts the viewers to sleep and drives down ratings.

The producers will thank us.

WaynetheGoblin · 01-08-2006, 08:25 AM

++girion
Still havent broken my promise.

Glirdan · 01-08-2006, 09:42 AM

I think I will finally aid morm in his quest to be rid of Elrond.

++Elrond

He's so dull and he had his chance to win the grand prize THREE TIMES (if I'm not mistaken) already. He HAS to go!

Rune Son of Bjarne · 01-08-2006, 10:44 AM

++Tom

He has been so sad since Bert's departuer, so lets reunite them. (The same goes for William)

Eonwe · 01-08-2006, 12:25 PM

Hear me people! There is much amiss in this town of Barrows! Do my eyes mistake me? How can one so lovable as Bert be so coldly thorwn into the hard, stony streets with so little remorse? How can this be, especially when such evils as those carrying red silk pocket handkerchiefs remain among us yet? And what is more, there is talk not of redress and penitance for wrongs done, but of the cruel sending forth of his brothers, Tom and William! Nay, I say to thee! It shall not be so! Not while Downers of courage, sense and fortitude remain yet among us!

++Elrond! A thousand times ++Elrond!

01-07-2006, 09:58 PM	#1
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	STOP THE PRESSES!!! I mean...STOP THE VOTING!!! We have a double cast-out today people!! I will have the post up shortly. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

01-07-2006, 10:13 PM	#2
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Day 23 After another exhausting day, the tribe has finally decided to get rid of Galion, the drunken idiot who keeps stealing the wine, lowering the shows ratings and does absolutely nothing around camp. "He's another useless bum in my services!" Thranduil shouted. "Begone with him!" However, Galion was not going down alone. "There are far to many trols. I say we get rid of the one who starts at the top of the list." Belladonna suggested. That just happened to be Bert. "He keept eating the other contestants who were trying out for this show and now he's pigging out on our food!" That night at voting council: Galion - 6 Bert - 6 Elrond - 1 With that, Bert turned into stone as the sun shone on him and he became the islands statue which eventually turned into a fountain. In outrage and in vengeance of their fallen comrade, William and Tom ate Galion up. Al that was left was his bones. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Contestants voted out: Bofur Ori Durin (The first King Under the Mountain) Nori Fundin Gandalf Nain (father of Dain) Bungo Bagins Chief of Guards Thorin Bilbo Golfimbul Carc Gollum The Master Dwalin Bifur Great Goblin Bard Azog Oin Dain Necromancer Old Took Bert Galion (Elvenking's Butler) The remaining contestants: Dwarves/Bad Guys Balin Bombur Dori Fili Gloin Kili Thrain (father of Thorin) Thror (grandsire of Thorin) Bolg Chief Warg Smaug William Tom Men/Elves/Others Beorn Elrond Elvenking Girion Eagle Lord Roac Belladonna Took Bullroarer (Bilbo's great ancestor) FINALLY!! Ugh, I mean, ummmm..... start voting!!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

01-07-2006, 11:50 PM	#3
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,593	++ Girion I mean, talk about useless and boring. He's got that...errr And he has this terrible...ummm When he sneezes he doesn't even...well... Oh bother! He's so dull I can't even think of anything to say about him. That puts the viewers to sleep and drives down ratings. The producers will thank us. __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

01-08-2006, 08:25 AM	#4
WaynetheGoblin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: far far away Posts: 275	++girion Still havent broken my promise. __________________ if your happy im happy if your sad im sad if you jump of a cliff i watch

01-08-2006, 09:42 AM	#5
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	I think I will finally aid morm in his quest to be rid of Elrond. ++Elrond He's so dull and he had his chance to win the grand prize THREE TIMES (if I'm not mistaken) already. He HAS to go! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

01-08-2006, 12:25 PM	#7
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Hear me people! There is much amiss in this town of Barrows! Do my eyes mistake me? How can one so lovable as Bert be so coldly thorwn into the hard, stony streets with so little remorse? How can this be, especially when such evils as those carrying red silk pocket handkerchiefs remain among us yet? And what is more, there is talk not of redress and penitance for wrongs done, but of the cruel sending forth of his brothers, Tom and William! Nay, I say to thee! It shall not be so! Not while Downers of courage, sense and fortitude remain yet among us! ++Elrond! A thousand times ++Elrond! __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!