The Hobbit Survivor

[Meneltarmacil]

++Belladonna Took

Seriously, these dead people are starting to smell terrible.

[arcticstorm]

I say it is time to dismiss the most inhospitible person on the island. A person who takes no pity n a band of helpless starving people. a persom who takes those people and throws them into prison because they are trying to cross his land peacefully, a person who depands payment from them because they came into better fortunes. He is greedy, he is hateful of others, he is the father of Legolas, for these crimes he should have been gone a long time ago.
++Thranduil, the elvenking

[Kuruharan]

he is the father of Legolas

Hmm...no Elvenking means no Legolas. No Legolas means no fan girls. No fan girls means peace and quiet.

Get the miscreant out of here.

++ The Elvenking

[Anguirel]

A grievous fallacy. Legolas is born already.

The sins of the sons, and film directors, should not be visited upon the fathers, especially if the fathers are fey, forest-dwelling epitomes of coolness.

I say we vote for Balin. He gets good publicity by sucking up to Hobbits, but he's dull as dust and as the expedition to Moria showed, he can't lead for toffee. With Thorin gone, he might well lead all the remaining Dwarves into the mouth of Smaug!

Besides, his nice but tedious nature threatens the prospects of more deserving competitors. Unite against the Dwarven Sycophant!

A final point-Balin is an anagram of Bail N.

N stands for Necromancer. Balin is secretly trying to bail Sauron from the Void! What a traitor!

++BALIN

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

I think it's rather interesting that out of all the places in the world, such a negative attitude towards dead people can be found here at the Downs...

Originally Posted by Kuruharan

According to my extremely complex calculations, I can predict right now that Belladonna Took is probably going to win this thing.

If Beorn is going to be voted out at some point anyway, why not get rid of him now, eh?

Well, I guess there has never been much hope... Only a fool's hope. So here we go:

++ BEORN

[Anguirel]

The problem with voting Beorn is that at the moment the Dwarves and Baddies Tribe have an unfair advantage in numbers. We should try and even things up.

Vote Balin today, Lady Spawnowen, and I'll happily vote Beorn tomorrow...

[Holbytlass]

Originally Posted by Kuruharan

Rational reasons are one thing, gross distortions and outright lies are quite another! You know as well as anybody that Dori won both the Hobbit Carrying and Hobbit Tossing competitions. He was also the first to figure out how to climb up, then down, then up a tree. If that is not a sign of mental alacrity I don’t know what is.

Master Kuru, apperantly you didn't see the entire episode! Dori won both competitions by default! The hobbits were offended and refused to participate even though dummy-hobbits were being used. The Necromancer tortured his, Smaug burnt his, the trolls ate theirs, the elves imprisoned theirs, the other dwarves were arguing over who would actually do the carrying and so on and so forth...Dori tripped near the end and his hobbit dummy rolled across the finish line! When things were looking to be about the same for the tossing competiton, Glirdan Probst threw the prize in disgust and Dori picked it up. As for up-down-up a tree, that's not alacrity that's stupidity!

++DORI