PJ on trial for 'Crimes against Tolkienity ! - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Elu Ancalime · 01-21-2006, 01:56 PM

"Whenever a book is released into a movie form, they're never perfect. Sure, I don't know how the Pths of the Dead exit just down the Anduin from Minas Tirith, or why Faramir was having a bad day, but for the most part, PJ did a good job! It could have been a lot worse people."

Judge Lindir: "Master Hobbit, you were not recognized, and as being a member of the jury...."

"And furthermore, if you people wanted it perfect, go make your own movie! Someone was going to make a movie of The Lord of the Rings, and it wound up being PJ! I think we should...."

Judge Lindir: MASTER HOBBIT! By speaking out of turn (and speaking at all unobjectionally) you have defied the law of court. You will be replaced. Good day to you sir!"

<two Olag-hai baliffs enter and escort the hobbit out of the room. Sam Alito is sent to replace his position on the jury>

Judge Lindir: "Now then, since the nonsense is over, let's resume an orderly trial....."
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01-21-2006, 01:56 PM	#17
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	Disgruntled Hobbit shouts out of the Jury "Whenever a book is released into a movie form, they're never perfect. Sure, I don't know how the Pths of the Dead exit just down the Anduin from Minas Tirith, or why Faramir was having a bad day, but for the most part, PJ did a good job! It could have been a lot worse people." Judge Lindir: "Master Hobbit, you were not recognized, and as being a member of the jury...." "And furthermore, if you people wanted it perfect, go make your own movie! Someone was going to make a movie of The Lord of the Rings, and it wound up being PJ! I think we should...." Judge Lindir: MASTER HOBBIT! By speaking out of turn (and speaking at all unobjectionally) you have defied the law of court. You will be replaced. Good day to you sir!" <two Olag-hai baliffs enter and escort the hobbit out of the room. Sam Alito is sent to replace his position on the jury> Judge Lindir: "Now then, since the nonsense is over, let's resume an orderly trial....." ________ ROLLS-ROYCE SILVER GHOST Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 10:45 PM.