Tol-in-Gaurhoth XVII: The Saga Continues to Continue quite Continuously - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Gil-Galad · 02-03-2006, 04:05 PM

oh my three werewolves... thats bad... what are we to do? where are our gifted to save us? oh i hope i don't get lynched... though if i say this i will get band-wagonned on again and i'll be lynched and it will be for naught becuase i'm an Ordinary...again... though when i say i'm innocent people will say that sounds wolish and lynch me and that'll prove to them that i am indeed innocent...perhaps i've said too much already... i need to be serious... oh look a rectangle! *runs off*

the guy who be short · 02-03-2006, 04:23 PM

Alas for the death of ye olde knighte. Verily shall he be missed. I recall his tales of brave exploits amusing me when I was a young lad, afore my fisher years.

Now then, I would like to arbitrarily mention my suspicion of the following:

mormegil
Garin
Nilpaurion Felagund
dancing spawn of ungoliant
The Saucepan Man
Aiwendil
AbercrombieOfRohan
Shelob
malkatoj
Gil-Galad
Glirdan
Márcolië Lamen
Formendacil
Cailín
Kath
WaynetheGoblin
Naria
Valier

Especially Kath, cos she's nasssty.

Formendacil · 02-03-2006, 04:46 PM

'Tis such a pity, good villagers, how the events of one's life conspire to take us away at times when our civic responsibility should be first in our lives...

I should let you all know, right now, that I am the Ranger, and I've dreamed about all of the villager, and if anyone kills me, I'll kill Nilp, 'cause he wants to be lynched:

mormegil: Is innocent, annoyingly so. He'll probably propose a grand plan on Day 3 or 4 to out the Werewolves.
Garin: Is a Werewolf.
Nilpaurion Felagund: Is innocent, but suicidal.
dancing spawn of ungoliant: Is another Werewolf.
The Saucepan Man: Is innocent. He will try and kill Morm.0
Aiwendil: Is the tax-collector. He will rob us blind.
AbercrombieOfRohan: Is a very pretty young girl and couldn't possibly hurt me.
Shelob: Is also very pretty, but she'll probably try and lynch me.
malkatoj: Will try to kill me. Innocent, though.
Gil-Galad: Is not a Werewolf. Might be the Werebear.
Glirdan: Is secretly a Hobbit. Don't let on, though.
Márcolië Lamen: Has a thing for turtles. Might be a Wereturtle.
The Guy Who Be Short: Is guiltier than snot, and should be our first victim.
Cailín: Is the third Werewolf.
Kath: Is quiet. She'll probably hide in a corner until Day 5, then kill us all.
WaynetheGoblin: Has a thing for Werewolves. Probably the Cobbler.
Naria: Very scary, but innocent.
Valier: Is Queen Beruthiel: see that catavatar?

I'm voting for ++ Valier. Queen Beruthiel must go!

(And if you believe everything I've said, you're madder than I am! Sorry about things, but I very likely won't post again toDAY, nor on DAY 2 till later on... Kill me if you like, you're only losing your Lord and Master.

)

Cailín · 02-03-2006, 04:23 PM

Only one post and I am already confused! Gil, dear, you sound rather traumatised. Anything you wish to own up to?

Three werewolves! Not one, not a modest couple, but three...! And they are horrible creatures: all smelly and hairy and nothing gracious about them. I suppose this would be a proper time to return to sea, but unfortunately, I quite forgot where I left my red cap.

TGWBS obsession with mythical creatures is certainly suddenly far more unnerving. I say he has an unhealthy obsession for mermaids. And why isn't he more obsessed with me? *whines*

You don't suppose werewolves only eat meat, huh? I might be immune!

the guy who be short · 02-03-2006, 04:28 PM

Cailín, I've told you over and over. You're not a mermaid. You never were a mermaid. You never will be a mermaid. You have LEGS, for Illamatar's sake!

As for my "unhealthy" obsession with mermaids... it's more a passion than an obsession. And I have the right to a personal life, don't I?

I'd like to add that mermaids and werewolves are completely unalike. Unless you get weremaids...

Valier · 02-03-2006, 04:28 PM

Oh! OH! OH! My head is starting to hurt! (Giggle) THREE WEREWOLVES!!!! What ever shall we do? I must go and stand on my head some more, to rid me of this nasty headache........But I will be (Giggle)...watching you all for signs of wolfishness. (Giggle)

Cailín · 02-03-2006, 04:41 PM

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Cailín, I've told you over and over. You're not a mermaid. You never were a mermaid. You never will be a mermaid. You have LEGS, for Illamatar's sake!

They are not legs, my tail was just accidentally split in half! I had a hard life, you know.

And besides, everyone knows mermaids have legs while on land! You don't know the first thing about them! You'll never catch one. Haha.

Anyway - I will have to leave you all for now. My fins desperately need a bath and I have to practice sea hymns and the like. Be safe while I'm gone. Don't kill fish. They are our friends.

Glirdan · 02-03-2006, 04:48 PM

Oh!! Look!! The three Wolves!!! Oops!! Never mind!! I'm just imagining things again. And what's this!? Menel is dead!! My dear old friend! He always helped me calm down when I got to out of hand. Now who is to help me? We need to find these nassty crabs!! I mean Wolves!! Evil is afoot!! Menel dead!? What are you talking about! He's right here beside me!! I think I'm going to go get my medication. Maybe when I come back I'll be less delusional.

*RL Comment* I will be gone the rest of the night. I should be back on early in the morning tomorrow in order to figure things out and vote. So don't take my abscence as a suspicious. Thank you. *RL Comment Ended*

Kath · 02-03-2006, 06:09 PM

Just checking in, thought I'd see if any ghosties or ghoulies had come out to play, and instead I find werewolves! Even better! Well, not for poor Menel or course but from a scientific point of view the possibilities are endless!

If we get one, do make sure I get the body, I'd like to run some tests.

Aaanyway, it's Day 1, and what do we do on Day 1 everyone? That's right! Randomly accuse people! But hey, where's the point, hardly anyones here yet.

**The Saucepan Man** · 02-03-2006, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Kath

Aaanyway, it's Day 1, and what do we do on Day 1 everyone? That's right! Randomly accuse people!

Mistress Kath! I beseech you! Surely we should not be randomly accusing anyone. What is needed here is the application of my trusted friend, the law.

While we may be but a remote outpost, the laws of our beloved Kingdom still apply here as they do elsewhere in the realm of Gondor. And the law commands that, where a crime has been committed, as it has here, the suspects must be tried fairly before their peers by means of a thorough review of the evidence. And if the evidence reveals the guilt of the accused then the law decrees the sentence for cold blooded murder as death by hanging. But only if their guilt is established - beyond all reasonable doubt.

And yet, we need a judge. Since we have no time to send to the mainland in this matter, I must do my duty and take on that onerous burden myself, being the only one acquainted with the law here. As a man of the law, I am of course above suspicion. Were I one of these foul fiends of Udun, I would have no choice but to confess right now, in light of my legal training. But I am no Werewolf.

Now, this court is in session. Let him or her speak who has evidence upon which to base an accusation. Who is to be brought before me accused of this terrible crime?

Aiwendil · 02-03-2006, 07:00 PM

Werewolves, you say? No trouble at all; I'll have a wooden stake fixed up in half a moment.

Or is it vampires that those work on? Can't recall. Maybe we are in trouble.

Forgive me if I speak plainly, Judge Saucepan, but I've little use for courts and tribunals. Seems to me they do a fair job making wolves out of folks all by themselves.

02-03-2006, 04:05 PM	#1
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	oh my three werewolves... thats bad... what are we to do? where are our gifted to save us? oh i hope i don't get lynched... though if i say this i will get band-wagonned on again and i'll be lynched and it will be for naught becuase i'm an Ordinary...again... though when i say i'm innocent people will say that sounds wolish and lynch me and that'll prove to them that i am indeed innocent...perhaps i've said too much already... i need to be serious... oh look a rectangle! runs off __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-03-2006, 04:46 PM	#3
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,328	'Tis such a pity, good villagers, how the events of one's life conspire to take us away at times when our civic responsibility should be first in our lives... I should let you all know, right now, that I am the Ranger, and I've dreamed about all of the villager, and if anyone kills me, I'll kill Nilp, 'cause he wants to be lynched: mormegil: Is innocent, annoyingly so. He'll probably propose a grand plan on Day 3 or 4 to out the Werewolves. Garin: Is a Werewolf. Nilpaurion Felagund: Is innocent, but suicidal. dancing spawn of ungoliant: Is another Werewolf. The Saucepan Man: Is innocent. He will try and kill Morm.0 Aiwendil: Is the tax-collector. He will rob us blind. AbercrombieOfRohan: Is a very pretty young girl and couldn't possibly hurt me. Shelob: Is also very pretty, but she'll probably try and lynch me. malkatoj: Will try to kill me. Innocent, though. Gil-Galad: Is not a Werewolf. Might be the Werebear. Glirdan: Is secretly a Hobbit. Don't let on, though. Márcolië Lamen: Has a thing for turtles. Might be a Wereturtle. The Guy Who Be Short: Is guiltier than snot, and should be our first victim. Cailín: Is the third Werewolf. Kath: Is quiet. She'll probably hide in a corner until Day 5, then kill us all. WaynetheGoblin: Has a thing for Werewolves. Probably the Cobbler. Naria: Very scary, but innocent. Valier: Is Queen Beruthiel: see that catavatar? I'm voting for ++ Valier. Queen Beruthiel must go! (And if you believe everything I've said, you're madder than I am! Sorry about things, but I very likely won't post again toDAY, nor on DAY 2 till later on... Kill me if you like, you're only losing your Lord and Master. ) __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

02-03-2006, 04:48 PM	#8
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Oh!! Look!! The three Wolves!!! Oops!! Never mind!! I'm just imagining things again. And what's this!? Menel is dead!! My dear old friend! He always helped me calm down when I got to out of hand. Now who is to help me? We need to find these nassty crabs!! I mean Wolves!! Evil is afoot!! Menel dead!? What are you talking about! He's right here beside me!! I think I'm going to go get my medication. Maybe when I come back I'll be less delusional. RL Comment I will be gone the rest of the night. I should be back on early in the morning tomorrow in order to figure things out and vote. So don't take my abscence as a suspicious. Thank you. RL Comment Ended __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

02-03-2006, 06:09 PM	#9
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Just checking in, thought I'd see if any ghosties or ghoulies had come out to play, and instead I find werewolves! Even better! Well, not for poor Menel or course but from a scientific point of view the possibilities are endless! If we get one, do make sure I get the body, I'd like to run some tests. Aaanyway, it's Day 1, and what do we do on Day 1 everyone? That's right! Randomly accuse people! But hey, where's the point, hardly anyones here yet. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

02-03-2006, 04:23 PM	#2
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	Alas for the death of ye olde knighte. Verily shall he be missed. I recall his tales of brave exploits amusing me when I was a young lad, afore my fisher years. Now then, I would like to arbitrarily mention my suspicion of the following: mormegil Garin Nilpaurion Felagund dancing spawn of ungoliant The Saucepan Man Aiwendil AbercrombieOfRohan Shelob malkatoj Gil-Galad Glirdan Márcolië Lamen Formendacil Cailín Kath WaynetheGoblin Naria Valier Especially Kath, cos she's nasssty.

02-03-2006, 04:23 PM	#4
Cailín Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lurking in the shadows. Posts: 711	Only one post and I am already confused! Gil, dear, you sound rather traumatised. Anything you wish to own up to? Three werewolves! Not one, not a modest couple, but three...! And they are horrible creatures: all smelly and hairy and nothing gracious about them. I suppose this would be a proper time to return to sea, but unfortunately, I quite forgot where I left my red cap. TGWBS obsession with mythical creatures is certainly suddenly far more unnerving. I say he has an unhealthy obsession for mermaids. And why isn't he more obsessed with me? whines You don't suppose werewolves only eat meat, huh? I might be immune!

02-03-2006, 04:28 PM	#5
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	Cailín, I've told you over and over. You're not a mermaid. You never were a mermaid. You never will be a mermaid. You have LEGS, for Illamatar's sake! As for my "unhealthy" obsession with mermaids... it's more a passion than an obsession. And I have the right to a personal life, don't I? I'd like to add that mermaids and werewolves are completely unalike. Unless you get weremaids...

02-03-2006, 04:28 PM	#6
Valier Twisted Taleswapper Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: somewhere between sanity and insanity Posts: 1,706	Oh! OH! OH! My head is starting to hurt! (Giggle) THREE WEREWOLVES!!!! What ever shall we do? I must go and stand on my head some more, to rid me of this nasty headache........But I will be (Giggle)...watching you all for signs of wolfishness. (Giggle)

02-03-2006, 07:00 PM	#11
Aiwendil Late Istar Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 2,224	Werewolves, you say? No trouble at all; I'll have a wooden stake fixed up in half a moment. Or is it vampires that those work on? Can't recall. Maybe we are in trouble. Forgive me if I speak plainly, Judge Saucepan, but I've little use for courts and tribunals. Seems to me they do a fair job making wolves out of folks all by themselves.