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Cailín, I've told you over and over. You're not a mermaid. You never were a mermaid. You never will be a mermaid. You have LEGS, for Illamatar's sake!
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They are not legs, my tail was just accidentally split in half! I had a hard life, you know.

And besides,
everyone knows mermaids have legs while on land! You don't know the first thing about them! You'll never catch one. Haha.
Anyway - I will have to leave you all for now. My fins desperately need a bath and I have to practice sea hymns and the like. Be safe while I'm gone. Don't kill fish. They are our friends.