What do you "assign" to the Shire?

[Formendacil]

Originally Posted by Bêthberry

Oh my dear Fea, don't overlook that women are often the best skips at curling and of course are absolute naturals with the broom.

"O Canada", eh Bethberry?

On a related note, I wish to assign all the hardworking, honest young athletes for whom competing in the Olympics is a dream come true, to the Shire. They deserve it there, although I don't think it's a very good venue for the Winter Olympics.

The drug-using, fame-greedy, narcisstic athletes can go to Mordor.