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The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 02-15-2006, 11:47 AM

It's high time that this thread was rescued from its obscurity.

Name: Aragorn Elessar of the House of Telcontar, King of Gondor and Arnor. Alias Thorongil, Wingfoot, Strider, Longshanks, Estel, Lefty, Dopey and Big-ears.

Position sought: Security operative, grade IV (nights)

Date of birth III 2931

Address P.O. box 1, Minas Tirith, Gondor.
Telephone Minas Tirith 001
Fax Minas Tirith 002
E-mail restorer@monarchy.gov.uk
web http://returnoftheking.monarchy.gov.uk

Education
III 2950 - III 2957: Private tutors - Heraldry, Woodcraft, Unarmed combat, Swordsmanship, Quenya (Advanced), Sindarin literature (advanced), Ancient History (advanced), Ethics, Divinity
III 2943 - III 2950: The King's School, Imaldris - GCE 'O': Home Economics, Ancient History, Political Science, CSE Intermediate Quenya, Woodwork, Botany
III 2936 - III 2942: St. Elwe's Preparatory School, 1 Peredhil Gardens, Imaldris. Three gold stars.

Work experience

III 3019 - present: King of the Reunited Kingdom of Arnor and Gondor

III 2980 - III 3019: Itinerant freelance security operative: Arnor, Eriador and lands to north

III 2957- III 2980: Mercenary to Thengel 'The Bloody', King of Rohan. Extensive combat and command experience, including espionage and psychological warfare. Operated under an assumed name without detection for thirty-three years (see above).

Additional awards:

Pipe-smoker of the year, Ithilien Mercury, 3020, 3031, 3042
Best costume, White Council Annual Dinner and Masque, 3018
Skittles champion, The Prancing Pony, Bree, 3015

Hobbies and interests:
Founding member and chairman: Royal Society for Real Ale (3020 - present)
Hon. Sec, Shire Historical Society, (SR 1420- present)
Founding member, Minas Tirith Amateur Dramatics Society.
Owner and proprietor, Seven Stones Folk Club, 14 Lampwrights' Street, Minas Tirith
Ordinary member: Rivendell Society for Elven Languages and Literature

Reason for applying
Having reached a glass ceiling in my current profession, I am eager to follow other opportunities. Since security and protection were my main areas of expertise in earlier employment, I feel that I could respond well to a situation that is both challenging and less demanding than my present position. I would welcome a subordinate role such as this as the responsibilities of my existing employment have become burdensome.

I feel that I would be an asset to your organisation, since I have already faced and defeated the most dangerous creatures that could conceivably invade your premises. I can supply my own weapons and uniform on receipt of a design. Travel no object.

02-15-2006, 11:47 AM	#10
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	A radical change of career direction It's high time that this thread was rescued from its obscurity. Name: Aragorn Elessar of the House of Telcontar, King of Gondor and Arnor. Alias Thorongil, Wingfoot, Strider, Longshanks, Estel, Lefty, Dopey and Big-ears. Position sought: Security operative, grade IV (nights) Date of birth III 2931 Address P.O. box 1, Minas Tirith, Gondor. Telephone Minas Tirith 001 Fax Minas Tirith 002 E-mail restorer@monarchy.gov.uk web http://returnoftheking.monarchy.gov.uk Education III 2950 - III 2957: Private tutors - Heraldry, Woodcraft, Unarmed combat, Swordsmanship, Quenya (Advanced), Sindarin literature (advanced), Ancient History (advanced), Ethics, Divinity III 2943 - III 2950: The King's School, Imaldris - GCE 'O': Home Economics, Ancient History, Political Science, CSE Intermediate Quenya, Woodwork, Botany III 2936 - III 2942: St. Elwe's Preparatory School, 1 Peredhil Gardens, Imaldris. Three gold stars. Work experience III 3019 - present: King of the Reunited Kingdom of Arnor and Gondor III 2980 - III 3019: Itinerant freelance security operative: Arnor, Eriador and lands to north III 2957- III 2980: Mercenary to Thengel 'The Bloody', King of Rohan. Extensive combat and command experience, including espionage and psychological warfare. Operated under an assumed name without detection for thirty-three years (see above). Additional awards: Pipe-smoker of the year, Ithilien Mercury, 3020, 3031, 3042 Best costume, White Council Annual Dinner and Masque, 3018 Skittles champion, The Prancing Pony, Bree, 3015 Hobbies and interests: Founding member and chairman: Royal Society for Real Ale (3020 - present) Hon. Sec, Shire Historical Society, (SR 1420- present) Founding member, Minas Tirith Amateur Dramatics Society. Owner and proprietor, Seven Stones Folk Club, 14 Lampwrights' Street, Minas Tirith Ordinary member: Rivendell Society for Elven Languages and Literature Reason for applying Having reached a glass ceiling in my current profession, I am eager to follow other opportunities. Since security and protection were my main areas of expertise in earlier employment, I feel that I could respond well to a situation that is both challenging and less demanding than my present position. I would welcome a subordinate role such as this as the responsibilities of my existing employment have become burdensome. I feel that I would be an asset to your organisation, since I have already faced and defeated the most dangerous creatures that could conceivably invade your premises. I can supply my own weapons and uniform on receipt of a design. Travel no object. __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne? Last edited by The Squatter of Amon Rûdh; 02-15-2006 at 11:52 AM.