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Formendacil · 02-17-2006, 10:12 PM

Rally to me, fraternal brothers- and ladies of a sympathetic nature!

Upon all that is Holy, Sacred, Divine, Solemn, and Llama-esque, I call upon you to rally around the banner I carry, the banner of the Wargs, may their likeness never fail to flap over our numbers! I charge you with the task of defending our great Lord and King, the Chief Warg, in his battle to prove to the teeming, ignorant masses his great and glorious power by victory in the game of Survivor: The Hobbit. I call upon you all to do your part in the struggle to show mankind just how much he has wronged the Noble Race of Wargs, and to join me in a massive, concerted effort to drive someone, anyone else from this contest today.

In the name of Eru Ilúvatar, calling upon Manwë and Varda as witnesses, I beseech you all to defend our illustrious leader, and to contribute to his triumph over all that is petty, all that is mundane, all that is booger-covered and dirty! I ask you all to do, as I do, and vote:

++William

02-17-2006, 10:12 PM	#11
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,328	Rally to me, fraternal brothers- and ladies of a sympathetic nature! Upon all that is Holy, Sacred, Divine, Solemn, and Llama-esque, I call upon you to rally around the banner I carry, the banner of the Wargs, may their likeness never fail to flap over our numbers! I charge you with the task of defending our great Lord and King, the Chief Warg, in his battle to prove to the teeming, ignorant masses his great and glorious power by victory in the game of Survivor: The Hobbit. I call upon you all to do your part in the struggle to show mankind just how much he has wronged the Noble Race of Wargs, and to join me in a massive, concerted effort to drive someone, anyone else from this contest today. In the name of Eru Ilúvatar, calling upon Manwë and Varda as witnesses, I beseech you all to defend our illustrious leader, and to contribute to his triumph over all that is petty, all that is mundane, all that is booger-covered and dirty! I ask you all to do, as I do, and vote: ++William __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.