Survivor: The Second Age

[The Saucepan Man]

Originally Posted by Anguirel

Oh! Do I hear the squeals of Pippin in my ears?

I don't see Pippin's name on the roster. Nor indeed that of any Hobbit.

Originally Posted by Anguirel

Besides, my contacts and researchers have it differently.

Then your intelligence is either faulty or it has been "sexed up" to make it more palatable to you. Unfortunately, both rather common shortcomings in intelligence these days.

[Anguirel]

Originally Posted by The Saucepan Man

I don't see Pippin's name on the roster. Nor indeed that of any Hobbit.

What?? An unforgivable oversight.

Right.

I declare:

Sauron Baggins

The Witchroarer

and Khamwise "The Camel" Gamgee all demonically cunningly disguised Hobbits of the Shire.

Stop them, Downers, ere they consume Middle-earth! Also, Saucey will burst into tears when we evict them! Guaranteed!