What do you assign to Mordor?

[The Saucepan Man]

Originally Posted by Formendacil

You're in the top ten of 'Downers rep-wise. How can you even claim to HAVE a social life?

Not to mention being a father of young children. That's rather the point. The pitiful social life that I have at present is rather preciousss to me, and I resent having it taken away from me.

Originally Posted by Lalwendë

Do I detect that you are a smoker...?

That's not the half of it. I am a smoker who likes the odd drink, eats the wrong kind of food and enjoys driving. That just about makes me public enemy number one. Luckily, I don't hunt. Otherwise I would have been quietly taken away in the middle of the night by now ...

Surely there are more important things to legislate about? So I assign the misplaced priorities of governments and politicians generally to Mordor.