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Legolas in spandex · 04-08-2006, 02:33 PM

"Take down that skanky poster this minute!!!!"

The Only Real Estel · 04-08-2006, 02:36 PM

Morgoth: "I called Seat-Back & you heard it!!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-08-2006, 02:36 PM

Morgoth: Sorry, You must be this tall to go on this ride.

Hurin:

Meela · 04-08-2006, 02:38 PM

Morgoth had a right to be angry with his hairdresser...

"I said a little off the top, not everything from the neck up!"

Morsul the Dark · 04-08-2006, 02:42 PM

for aqua teen fans

Dr. Weird:Steve this is my final experiment I will cut off my own head!

Steve: Why

DW:Because Steve I want to boogy!

Steve:but

DW:shut up steve get the axe!

The Only Real Estel · 04-08-2006, 03:12 PM

Hurin: "All right, all right! I give up! Do you....know the Muffin Man?"

Morgoth: "The Muffin Man???"

Hurin: "The Muffin Man!"

Morgoth: "Yes...I know the Muffin Man. He lives on Drury Lane."

narfforc · 04-08-2006, 04:21 PM

And it is said that Mortcough grew angry, and turning to the captive he said menacingly, 'If thou wilt not say I can whup anyone else on the Relative Powers thread, then I will curse them' and Mortcough Bogleer pointed at the picture he had stolen from Hewin, of his wife Morewhen and his son Chewin Chewinbar. 'And with them will suffer thy daughter Ninny Nincompoop.........

Thus it is told in The Tale of the Children of Hewin, or The Harm I Kin Hewin

The Only Real Estel · 04-08-2006, 04:45 PM

Morgoth: "Now go & bring your three siblings back. If you do...I might have some more Orcish Delight for you."

THE Ka · 04-08-2006, 05:45 PM

Morgoth was finding this new position of nanny to be quiet tiresome. Even getting the brat to speak a word of please took hours of time out in Thangorodrim...

~ Aesthete

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-09-2006, 12:54 AM

Morgoth: Excuse me, mate, do you know the way back to Angband? I seem to have got lost. I think it's that way.

OR

Morgoth: With my eyes you will see! With my ears you will hear! With my hand you will make a cup of tea! Hint, hint!

Or even

Hurin: You have beautiful eyes!

Farael · 04-09-2006, 01:08 AM

Morgoth: [blushing] Well, Hurin, eh.... well, I don't do this too often but I was... yeah, well I was wondering if.... you'd dance this Tango with me?

Balin999 · 04-09-2006, 05:26 AM

Morgoth: And then I pointed at Eru and said "You, good sir, are an idiot! You can kiss my black a**, and I'm outta here!"

Hurin: No you didn't.

Morgoth: Ok, ok, you got me. But I really wanted to!

Hurin: Whatever. *yawn*

Gandalf_the _white · 04-09-2006, 05:31 AM

Morgoth:Right! Now you can go down there and get my legs back!!!!

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-09-2006, 06:00 AM

The Werewolves discuss...

Morgoth: So, we are agreed, we'll get Gandalf tonight.

Hurin: Yes. But don't try and lynch me again!

Morgoth: Sorry, I thought you were Turin.

OR

Melkor: Go and turn that smoke machine off! It's really aggravating my asthma

Mithalwen · 04-09-2006, 10:04 AM

Hurin was too morbidly fascinated by Morgoth's copious nasal hair to be really frightened.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-09-2006, 10:11 AM

Despite the fact that Hurin died three months ago, Morgoth continued to rant at him.

The Only Real Estel · 04-09-2006, 05:23 PM

Morgoth: "You! Can't you see the "No Smoking" sign!? Look at all this smoke! Take that outside!"

Lalwendë · 04-10-2006, 01:54 AM

Morgoth: "Fie! I will smite thee with the stench of my stinking armpits!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-10-2006, 01:58 AM

Morgoth: Sorry, Hurin, but I'm running a business here. I can't have you wandering around like a headless chicken all the time. Sorry, You're fired!

Gil-Galad · 04-10-2006, 07:12 AM

Morgoth: Now get in the kicthen and bake me a pie!

Hurin: I slave over a hot stove all day and this is what i get!

Morsul the Dark · 04-10-2006, 07:40 AM

Morgoth: not this again
Hurin:I waited all night where were you
Morgoth:At work
Hurin:You were with him again weren't you
Morgoth:With who? I only know you
Hurin:It was Sauron wasn't it
MOrgoth....oh....that...

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-10-2006, 07:44 AM

Morgoth: Did you put Ent Draught into my tea?

OR

For Harry Hill fans

Morgoth: I want to know how they get the jam in the middle of Jammy dodgers! YOU! GO AND FIND OUT!

The Only Real Estel · 04-10-2006, 08:31 AM

( Question: ) What's worse than pushy waiters?

( Answer: ) Managers that defend them...

Morgoth: "I don't care what my waiter did you had no right to question him! Now out of my restaurant this instant!!"

Hurin: "But...the first thing he did was chain me to my seat!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-10-2006, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Only Real Estel

Morgoth: "I don't care what my waiter did you had no right to question him! Now out of my restaurant this instant!!"

Hurin: "But...the first thing he did was chain me to my seat!"

Yeah, happens to me all the time.

Anyway...

Melkor: You put your left arm in, your left arm out, in, out, in, out and you sake it all about...

Hurn: Kill me now!

Gurthang · 04-10-2006, 09:45 PM

Morgoth liked having a captive audience. Literally.

Balin999 · 04-11-2006, 05:05 AM

Hurin: "You can do with me whatever you like, but if you show me that picture again, I'll go insane."

*hint hint*

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-11-2006, 05:26 AM

Morgoth: Go and tell Sauron to stop messing around in that wheeled monstrosity and come and help with the war!

Holbytlass · 04-11-2006, 05:36 AM

(Inspired by TORE's restaurant one)

No Soup for you!! -Soup Nazi (Seinfeld)

The Only Real Estel · 04-11-2006, 04:36 PM

Melkor: "What are you doing, Hurin!?"

Hurin: "I'm star gazing..."

Melkor: "For what? Surely not stars!?"

Hurin: "No...a new picture."

Melkor: "Then stop staring & get off your lazy butt and find one!!"

And yet I can't seem to get off my own...any help Hookbill? (*hint* *hint*)

The Elf-warrior · 04-11-2006, 06:42 PM

Morgoth ranted to Hurin about how annoying Tom Bombadil is.

Getting kicked off "Survivor: Surviving the Minor Works" didn't disturb Tom Bombadil one bit.

Roa_Aoife · 04-11-2006, 06:50 PM

Tom hopes to have a bigger part in the musical than in the movies.

EDIT: Ghost Prince- w00t!

mormegil · 04-11-2006, 06:55 PM

Tom just found out that the colonoscopy results were negative.

or

Tom: Woo-Hoo that wasn't orc droppings I stepped in.

or

A new themed restaurant opened up in town and he is your server.

Gil-Galad · 04-11-2006, 08:19 PM

Tom: somebody get these boots off of me! i don't got enough Jitter to do the Jitterbug anymore!

Alcarillo · 04-11-2006, 08:39 PM

Bombadil's true nature: exiled Plymouth pilgrim!

(Just look at the hat, people)

Kitanna · 04-11-2006, 09:10 PM

I want whatever he had...

or

Nothing like a healthy dose of Tom Bombadil to start the day.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-12-2006, 01:34 AM

Hay, I've posted three pictures in a row (almost), I thought it was time someone else did.

Anyway...

Tom: Must kick over tree! It called me a silly dancing fool!

OR

Tom: I can't tell you who I am of all things, but I'll tell you if Balrogs have wings... you see... *tree falls on Tom*

Frodo: Blast!

narfforc · 04-12-2006, 03:01 AM

Is this the way to Amarillo
Its there, I lost my armadillo
These mushrooms, make me a happy fellow
Ding-dong I'm mad my brain is jello

Estelyn Telcontar · 04-12-2006, 07:03 AM

The chorus line sings:

Quote:

One singular sensation
Every little step he takes.
One thrilling combination
Every move that he makes.
One smile and suddenly nobody else will do;
You know you'll never be lonely with you know who.
One moment in his presence
And you can forget the rest.
For the guy is second best
To none,
Son.
Ooooh! Sigh! Give him your attention.
Do...I...really have to mention?
He's the One?

Morsul the Dark · 04-12-2006, 07:14 AM

Just give a little whistle and always let your conscience be your guide!

The Only Real Estel · 04-12-2006, 08:19 AM

Three things are evident from this picture: (1) Tom Bombadil cannot grow facial hair (2) He felt very self conscious about it & (3) In the Old Forest there is now a beaver without a tail...

04-08-2006, 02:33 PM	#10281
Legolas in spandex Wight Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 102	"Take down that skanky poster this minute!!!!" __________________ "I want to die in my sleep, like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

04-08-2006, 02:36 PM	#10282
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	playing off of Hookbill a bit... Morgoth: "I called Seat-Back & you heard it!!"

04-08-2006, 02:36 PM	#10283
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Morgoth: Sorry, You must be this tall to go on this ride. Hurin: __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-08-2006, 02:38 PM	#10284
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Morgoth had a right to be angry with his hairdresser... "I said a little off the top, not everything from the neck up!" __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

04-08-2006, 02:42 PM	#10285
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	for aqua teen fans Dr. Weird:Steve this is my final experiment I will cut off my own head! Steve: Why DW:Because Steve I want to boogy! Steve:but DW:shut up steve get the axe! __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

04-08-2006, 03:12 PM	#10286
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	stealing from Shrek... Hurin: "All right, all right! I give up! Do you....know the Muffin Man?" Morgoth: "The Muffin Man???" Hurin: "The Muffin Man!" Morgoth: "Yes...I know the Muffin Man. He lives on Drury Lane."

04-08-2006, 04:21 PM	#10287
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	The Tale of the Children of Hewin And it is said that Mortcough grew angry, and turning to the captive he said menacingly, 'If thou wilt not say I can whup anyone else on the Relative Powers thread, then I will curse them' and Mortcough Bogleer pointed at the picture he had stolen from Hewin, of his wife Morewhen and his son Chewin Chewinbar. 'And with them will suffer thy daughter Ninny Nincompoop......... Thus it is told in The Tale of the Children of Hewin, or The Harm I Kin Hewin __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

04-08-2006, 04:45 PM	#10288
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	The Chronicles of...huh? Something's not quite the same here... Morgoth: "Now go & bring your three siblings back. If you do...I might have some more Orcish Delight for you."

04-08-2006, 05:45 PM	#10289
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Morgoth was finding this new position of nanny to be quiet tiresome. Even getting the brat to speak a word of please took hours of time out in Thangorodrim... ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

04-09-2006, 12:54 AM	#10290
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Morgoth: Excuse me, mate, do you know the way back to Angband? I seem to have got lost. I think it's that way. OR Morgoth: With my eyes you will see! With my ears you will hear! With my hand you will make a cup of tea! Hint, hint! Or even Hurin: You have beautiful eyes! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-09-2006, 01:08 AM	#10291
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Morgoth: [blushing] Well, Hurin, eh.... well, I don't do this too often but I was... yeah, well I was wondering if.... you'd dance this Tango with me? __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

04-09-2006, 05:26 AM	#10292
Balin999 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2000 Location: East of the Sun, West of the Moon Posts: 493	Morgoth: And then I pointed at Eru and said "You, good sir, are an idiot! You can kiss my black a*, and I'm outta here!" Hurin: No you didn't. Morgoth: Ok, ok, you got me. But I really wanted to! Hurin: Whatever. yawn* __________________ ...Nichts ist gelber als Gelb selber... ...The opposite of courage in our society is not cowardice, but conformity... ...Everything is possible, except to ski through a revolving door...

04-09-2006, 05:31 AM	#10293
Gandalf_the _white Wight Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world Posts: 155	Morgoth:Right! Now you can go down there and get my legs back!!!!

04-09-2006, 06:00 AM	#10294
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The Werewolves discuss... Morgoth: So, we are agreed, we'll get Gandalf tonight. Hurin: Yes. But don't try and lynch me again! Morgoth: Sorry, I thought you were Turin. OR Melkor: Go and turn that smoke machine off! It's really aggravating my asthma __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-09-2006, 10:04 AM	#10295
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,449	Hurin was too morbidly fascinated by Morgoth's copious nasal hair to be really frightened. __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

04-09-2006, 10:11 AM	#10296
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Despite the fact that Hurin died three months ago, Morgoth continued to rant at him. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-09-2006, 05:23 PM	#10297
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Morgoth: "You! Can't you see the "No Smoking" sign!? Look at all this smoke! Take that outside!"

04-10-2006, 01:54 AM	#10298
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Morgoth: "Fie! I will smite thee with the stench of my stinking armpits!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

04-10-2006, 01:58 AM	#10299
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Sir Alan... I mean Morgoth... in The Apprentice Morgoth: Sorry, Hurin, but I'm running a business here. I can't have you wandering around like a headless chicken all the time. Sorry, You're fired! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-10-2006, 07:12 AM	#10300
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Morgoth: Now get in the kicthen and bake me a pie! Hurin: I slave over a hot stove all day and this is what i get! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-10-2006, 07:40 AM	#10301
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	stealing for gil-galad Morgoth: not this again Hurin:I waited all night where were you Morgoth:At work Hurin:You were with him again weren't you Morgoth:With who? I only know you Hurin:It was Sauron wasn't it MOrgoth....oh....that... __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

04-10-2006, 07:44 AM	#10302
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Morgoth: Did you put Ent Draught into my tea? OR For Harry Hill fans Morgoth: I want to know how they get the jam in the middle of Jammy dodgers! YOU! GO AND FIND OUT! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-10-2006, 08:31 AM	#10303
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	( Question: ) What's worse than pushy waiters? ( Answer: ) Managers that defend them... Morgoth: "I don't care what my waiter did you had no right to question him! Now out of my restaurant this instant!!" Hurin: "But...the first thing he did was chain me to my seat!"

04-10-2006, 09:45 PM	#10305
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Morgoth liked having a captive audience. Literally. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

04-11-2006, 05:05 AM	#10306
Balin999 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2000 Location: East of the Sun, West of the Moon Posts: 493	Hurin: "You can do with me whatever you like, but if you show me that picture again, I'll go insane." hint hint __________________ ...Nichts ist gelber als Gelb selber... ...The opposite of courage in our society is not cowardice, but conformity... ...Everything is possible, except to ski through a revolving door...

04-11-2006, 05:26 AM	#10307
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Morgoth: Go and tell Sauron to stop messing around in that wheeled monstrosity and come and help with the war! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-11-2006, 05:36 AM	#10308
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	(Inspired by TORE's restaurant one) No Soup for you!! -Soup Nazi (Seinfeld) __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

04-11-2006, 04:36 PM	#10309
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	*fear the hint* hinting...it has become a TREND!! O_O** Melkor: "What are you doing, Hurin!?" Hurin: "I'm star gazing..." Melkor: "For what? Surely not stars!?" Hurin: "No...a new picture." Melkor: "Then stop staring & get off your lazy butt and find one!!" And yet I can't seem to get off my own...any help Hookbill? (hint* hint)*

04-11-2006, 06:42 PM	#10310
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Morgoth ranted to Hurin about how annoying Tom Bombadil is. Getting kicked off "Survivor: Surviving the Minor Works" didn't disturb Tom Bombadil one bit. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

04-11-2006, 06:50 PM	#10311
Roa_Aoife Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it. Posts: 1,696	Tom hopes to have a bigger part in the musical than in the movies. EDIT: Ghost Prince- w00t! __________________ We can't all be Roas* when it comes to analysing...* -Lommy I didn't say you're evil, Roa, I said you're exasperating. -Nerwen

04-11-2006, 06:55 PM	#10312
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,637	Tom just found out that the colonoscopy results were negative. or Tom: Woo-Hoo that wasn't orc droppings I stepped in. or A new themed restaurant opened up in town and he is your server. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

04-11-2006, 08:19 PM	#10313
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Tom: somebody get these boots off of me! i don't got enough Jitter to do the Jitterbug anymore! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-11-2006, 08:39 PM	#10314
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Bombadil's true nature: exiled Plymouth pilgrim! (Just look at the hat, people)

04-11-2006, 09:10 PM	#10315
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	I want whatever he had... or Nothing like a healthy dose of Tom Bombadil to start the day. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

04-12-2006, 01:34 AM	#10316
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Hay, I've posted three pictures in a row (almost), I thought it was time someone else did. Anyway... Tom: Must kick over tree! It called me a silly dancing fool! OR Tom: I can't tell you who I am of all things, but I'll tell you if Balrogs have wings... you see... tree falls on Tom Frodo: Blast! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...