Survivor: The Second Age

[the phantom]

Just wondering how you're going to fit Smaug's victory in Survivor: The Hobbit into this theory.

Well, what were the demographics of that game? Mostly male or female, oldies or newbies, mean or nice, etc? A different group of people is going to get you a different result.

In this game, an overabundance of members who feel threatened by people with superior talents and powers led to the crowning of a character without superior talents and powers.

See how that works?

"What do you mean, 'a character without superior talents and powers', Mister Phantom?!"

"Oh, Tar-Miriel, honey, I wasn't talking about you, I was talking about....er...Celebrian, who almost won."

"And why are you talking about her? Like blondes, do you?"

"Oh no, baby, I like the exact shade of hair yours is."

"Aw, you're so much sweeter than Ar-Pharazon."

"Of course I am. Now, let's go to my underground lair and celebrate your victory."

"Ooh, sounds like fun. Let's go."

Mwu ha ha ha!