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04-12-2006, 08:22 AM | #10321 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Bombadil loved splashing in puddles so much no one had the heart to tell him it wasn't raining
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04-12-2006, 09:58 AM | #10322 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Those damn puppies have had the toilet roll again Goldberry.
Loo Loo skip to the Loo
Loo Loo skip to the Loo Loo Loo skip to the Loo And take that toilet roll to.
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04-12-2006, 11:19 AM | #10323 |
Denethor's True Love
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As a Monty Python fan, Bombadil just loved to start the day with his own Silly Walk.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
04-12-2006, 12:11 PM | #10324 |
Illustrious Ulair
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(Tom: 'Ho there, Frodo lad,
Did you forget Tom's warning? Putting on the shiny Ring, Vanishing in the morning Out in the Forest Old, Under the Willows, Old Tom will show you now Warnings are for heeding, I'll just grab your curly head & slam it into this sapling!' Frodo: 'Gnn, gnn, gnn!! Its not a sapling, its a bloody tree! And your poetry doesn't even scan!' Tom: 'Slam! Slam! Slam! Slam! Slam! Ring a dong dillo! Old Tom Bombadil And the sound of Hobbit on Willow....' |
04-12-2006, 12:21 PM | #10325 |
Alive without breath
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Tom really has no idea what he is doing or where he is.
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04-12-2006, 12:56 PM | #10326 |
Pilgrim Soul
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"Father Abraham, seven sons he had, seven sons had father abraham, and they never laughed and they never cried all they did was go like this"
or Tom could never get the hang of patting his head and rubbing his tummy at the same time. or The dangers of Prozac
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
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04-12-2006, 01:31 PM | #10327 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Tom discovers that these boots were made for walkin', and that's just what they'll do.
OR Tom loved his pet giant caterpillar. Every day, he'd take it for a leaf-ride through the forest. Nobody had the heart to tell him that it had died three weeks ago.
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04-12-2006, 01:34 PM | #10328 |
Illustrious Ulair
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Pallando shows why he & Alatar were dispatched into the East by the Valar - a very long way into the East.
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04-12-2006, 02:26 PM | #10329 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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You think walking a tightrope is hard?
Bombadil preforms his world-famous "Skipping On A Scroll" act.
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04-12-2006, 02:37 PM | #10330 |
A Mere Boggart
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Here comes jolly Tom Bombadillo, bearing aloft the dead swan he found floating on the Withywindle. Oh dear, he has not heard of the DEFRA bird flu helpline.
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04-12-2006, 02:48 PM | #10331 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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Playing off of narfforc...
Bombadil just loved going tping... "Hey doll, merry roll, wrap it in the trees! Wind it, wind it, wind it, wind it, or toss it to the breeze!" |
04-12-2006, 03:12 PM | #10332 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Tom Bombadil to the creator of this picture:
"Very good. Almost like a mirror. And now you'll repaint it so that it doesn't look as if I was junkie-version of Santa Clause. Seriously, yellow boots? Look at them, this is ocre!"
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04-12-2006, 04:58 PM | #10333 |
Drummer in the Deep
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Hey, I think I photoshopped this a while back...
Middle-earth's first pizza delivery service:
TB: Hi-ho, domin-O, who ordered our Water Lily Lover? Or... Some addresses are just so hard to find...this will be the third time he's passed the fungus steps to R. Squirrel's house, 1420 Withywindle Path.
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04-13-2006, 03:41 AM | #10334 |
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Hum...
The only reason Tom had to 'hop along' all the time was because he'd broken his leg.
OR Bombadill: That Old Man Willow! I'll sing his roots off! Wait! He's got wheels?
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04-13-2006, 05:13 AM | #10335 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Tom Cruise, the later years: I'm in love!!
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04-13-2006, 08:34 AM | #10336 |
Sword of Spirit
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What most people don't realize is that this man doesn't have a beard. That's chest hair sticking out of his shirt.
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04-13-2006, 10:38 AM | #10337 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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The lily vendor at the Mt. Zoom Challenge cheers on his favorite racers.
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04-13-2006, 10:45 AM | #10338 |
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Tom: Get your Stuffed Hedgehogs here! Only Ł4.50!
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04-13-2006, 03:52 PM | #10339 |
A Mere Boggart
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Tom: "Hey dol! Goldberry! Sniff my boot, would you, my flower?"
Goldberry: "Hmm, it smells quite bad, Tom my dear. What is it?" Tom: "I think I've stepped in something Huan the Hound left behind."
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04-13-2006, 05:29 PM | #10340 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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"Just tell your parents you were skipping around they' understand: Responsibility the anti-song"
Or Bombadil finally beats old man willow at poker
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04-13-2006, 07:11 PM | #10341 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Old Tom moans like a very old man
His Jackets to tight, and his boots are tan He can't skip far now, since he's got fatter His boots don't fit, and he's mad as a hatter. Tom's off home to his pretty Goldigger She's very nice, with a really good figure Down by a pond, that's where he caught her Happy Old Tom, and The Glibber-woman's Daughter. Old Tom smiles, but he's not happy Goldigger's broody, so he has to wear a nappy (Diaper) That's why his walk is so very funny He skips along like the Easter Bunny.
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04-14-2006, 09:01 AM | #10342 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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ever seen the movie 'Hitch?'
Hitch (in the background): "Don't ever...do that again, Tom."
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04-14-2006, 09:27 AM | #10343 |
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Hum de hum
Tom: Hay come merry dol! Ring a ding Dillo
Sam: Quick! A new picture before we all go insane! Continuing the theme at the moment... Gothmog: Give me my wings back! Fingon: I thought it was just a shadow! Gothmog: Don't start that again!
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04-14-2006, 09:32 AM | #10344 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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Fingon: "Dude, your backhair is on fire. Not only is that dangerous, it's disgusting."
Gothmog: "Yeah right, you expect me to fall for that one?" |
04-14-2006, 09:45 AM | #10345 |
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The Obvious:
Its Gandalf the Grey uncloaked! OR Gothmog: Give me my trousers back!
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04-14-2006, 12:30 PM | #10346 |
Illustrious Ulair
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The real reason for the rebellion of Ainur who became Morgoth's most terrible servants - Eru had demanded some Castrati to sing in the Ainulindale. This explains the bad temper of the Balrogs, their high pitched voices, lack of facial hair & their odd warcry:
'O! for the wings, for the wings of a dove....' (Hence the later confusion over Balrog 'wings') EDIT I owe the inspiration for this caption to Lalwende - of course, the first thing she noticed about the Balrog.....
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04-14-2006, 01:54 PM | #10347 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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I'll get you for killing and discoloring the man with the yellow hat (Curious George)!
*look beneath Fingon*
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04-14-2006, 02:07 PM | #10348 |
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Fingon's boast about "easily killing that beast" centred around the assumption that Balrogs were man-high. "I'm sure I read that somewhere!" he wailed.
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04-14-2006, 04:06 PM | #10349 |
Denethor's True Love
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Yet another dissatisfied customer at the salon...
"A blow-dry has nothing to do with a blow torch!"
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04-14-2006, 04:17 PM | #10350 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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(Inspired by the balrog's tail)
When Minas Tirith had to be evacuated because of a "big and mean rats" invasion, the Rohirrim laughed. Now that they have seen how big and mean those rats really are, they wish they had listened.
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04-14-2006, 04:31 PM | #10351 |
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Mr Angry from Angband
It's no good losing your temper and getting hot under the collar with me, I was was just sent to give you this toothpick, because you've got a bit of my friend stuck in your fangs, he's not been feeling to good since you bit off both his arms.
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04-14-2006, 04:38 PM | #10352 |
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B nasty
The latest B movie to be released is Monsters of Middle-Earth meet The Coneheads.
Or Conehead The Barber and The Difficult Customer.
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04-14-2006, 04:59 PM | #10353 |
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The new sport in Middle-earth. Extreme Marshmallow Toasting. Many would die.
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04-14-2006, 05:12 PM | #10354 |
Illustrious Ulair
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Among the tragic tales of hapless courage which have come down to us from those days was Fingon's leading of the Noldor into battle in woollen armour...
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04-14-2006, 07:54 PM | #10355 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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left hand, pointer finger...
Not only was Gothmog big, mean, and scary - he also was in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest fingernail ever.
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04-15-2006, 04:43 AM | #10356 | |
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Quote:
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04-15-2006, 08:36 AM | #10357 |
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Fingon: "Hello, my name is Fingon. You killed my father's half-brother [Feanor]. Prepare to die."
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04-15-2006, 08:52 AM | #10358 |
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ANGRY ANGLO-SAXON PROFESSOR: Begone foul Norman-helmeted anachronism! 1066 was the greatest cultural disaster ever to befall Britain! Grr!
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04-15-2006, 09:11 AM | #10359 |
Odinic Wanderer
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The Noldorian National Hymne
Clearly shows how the Noldor was unable to accept the fact that they lost on the battle-field.
King Fingon stood by the lofty beast in mist and smoke; His sword was hammering so fast, thru Gothmogs Helm and Brain it passed; Then died each hostile beast and scamp, in mist and smoke. "Fly" shouted they, "for shelter fly! of the Noldor's Fingon who can defy, of the Noldor's Fingon who can defy, the power?" (i know scamp does not really work, but I don't have time to think of something else) |
04-15-2006, 09:16 AM | #10360 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Frodo had warned everyone they wouldn't like him when he was angry, but they listen? of course not
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