Middle Earth Idol

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Rargh! Roar! Moo! Meow! You [bleep]ing judges! Are you [bleep]ing tone-deaf?! You [bleep]ing [bleep]s couldn't tell a [bleep]ing good perormance from a [bleep]ing massacre! [Bleep] you all! [Bleep]!

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(Again, peace. )

[Glirdan]

1,000....Uhh...I mean...Movie Legolas
Dude, I'm going to be blunt....THAT SUCKED!!! It's a MAJOR no from me.

[Sleepy Ranger]

Movie Legolas

Collect your tickets out of the country from Vala, its a no.

[Valesse]

*Vala squints at the camera for a few awkward moments with the sounds of William ranting in the background*

Sleepy and Glirdy were in rare form for Movie-Legolas' preformance... shooting down the perfumed heart-throb before the lovely Wilwa Abdul could compose herself after what was an emotional preformance. If its any consulation, Movie-Legolas, I would have voted yes for you-- which should mean something because I'm used to listening to other preformers' music and all...

*Vala finishes waggling brows at Wilwa*

[Sleepy Ranger]

Sleepy looks at Vala and shakes his head. "Hey you DJ, go back to ruining parties and let me do my job!" He says shooting her an angry glare.

[Valesse]

... Right *squints some more.*

Leaving Edoras with 19 hopefuls (or 18 hopefuls and one William) the crew made way to Moria where they anticipated finding the last 5 contestants needed to move onto the next round. Will the outlook be as dim as the lighting? Or as stunning as the echo?

So far those advancing to the Hall of Fire in Rivendell include:

Alc- I mean "Steve": A mysterious personality who appears to have offended the guards but not the judges! Getting three yes' in one go. Anguriel showed the judges exactly what he was made of, and each one of them sang back to him their praise after a stunning and brilliantly preformed piece.

Then there was Elu Ancalime, who just squeezed by the judges earning three unclear yes'. Folwen, however, impressed the judges as few others before her could with three yes' under her belt and a very illustrious "best audition" from the one and only Sleepy Cowell.

Even after all that shaking and jittering, Hookbill managed to win over Sleepy and Glirdy to earn his spot in the Hall of Fire. Wilwa warned that he's going to have to work on his confidence before he can even hope to advance further.

After some trials from Sleepy, JennyHallu came out a winner, proving to both him and Glirdy her prowless, even when Wilwa saw it from the start. However, Kath proved without question her formitable ablities as a preformer. Legolas in Spandex failled to please Cowell, but that could mean many things... Usually obscure. With two yes' from Glirdy and Wilwa this oddly-clad artist was on her way to Rivendell.

When she stepped on stage Lhunardawen was already ready to wow the judges. Gracefully earning three yes' and celebrating her fortune quietly outside where the other hopefuls watched in awe.

littlemanpoet proved that there certainly is more talent than in just toddlers, boldly impressing his stylings where few other contestants could venture. Almost as the last moments passed by in Edoras, Lote22 managed to snag her appointment to the Hall of Fire.

Mithalwen set the standard for the other following preformers with her stunning "Flowers in the Window". I'm sure she won't have to work very hard to win some flowers from her fans in the rounds to come. Morai may have moved Wilwa and Sleepy, but Glirdy -shockingly- disagreed with both of his comrades on this appointment to the Hall of Fire.

Through orcs and high water Nilp AKA "William" will be carried off to Rivendell. His breathtakingly new style of music has touched the judges in a new and beautiful way. It is beautiful. It is poetic. It is love between a music coinsure. William is going to be a hard personality to beat once inside the Hall of Fire.

Nogrod Won Wilwa and Glirdy's approval but failled to impress Sleepy because of a lacking (mysterious) X-factor. None-the-less this unique artist is moving on.

Oromin maybe small, but she knows how to sing. It took a while for the judges to get their voices back, but not a single one of them had something negative to say about this well versed halfling.

Standing out with his talent and his tailoring Saucey stirred up the show with some real down home stylings. Though his garments didn't win over all of the judges, his voice sure did.

There was something about THE Ka that certainly grabbed Sleepy's attention

Originally Posted by Sleepy

Well uh, yes, uh, ahem. I, uh... uh... ahem...

However it went without saying that she had made a place for herself in Rivendell.

TORE rocked the judges harder than the Iron Hills, taking their breath away, the stage by storm, and leaving with three votes in his favor.

[Glirdan]

And the arguments start...Well, this is going to be a fun year... If anybody needs me, I'll be in the back trying to get my hearing back after Sleepy's and 1,000..I mean Legolas's performance. I really seriously think I've gone tone deaf...