The Never Ending Poem...

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Lhunardawen

He was approached by a pretty lass
Who picked up the lobes and handed them over...

He took them back and turned her into a plover;
She flew into the sky singing a twittering ditty

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by lmp

He took them back and turned her into a plover;
She flew into the sky singing a twittering ditty

But she hit a chimney, sooty and gritty.
She fell and rolled down a red roof

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

But she hit a chimney, sooty and gritty.
She fell and rolled down a red roof

In her fright blurting things most uncouth,
And landed >PLOP< in Radagast's hat

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by lmp

In her fright blurting things most uncouth,
And landed >PLOP< in Radagast's hat

He panicked and thought the bird was a bat,
A vampire in fact, come to suck out his blood

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

He panicked and thought the bird was a bat,
A vampire in fact, come to suck out his blood.

Frightened he ran but slipped in the mud
And landed on his ars, the plover on his nose

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by lmp

Frightened he ran but slipped in the mud
And landed on his ars, the plover on his nose

So bad was the fall, Radagast was caught in death's throes!
The plover tried CPR but her lungs were too small!

[Lhunardawen]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

So bad was the fall, Radagast was caught in death's throes!
The plover tried CPR but her lungs were too small!

In desperation she tried to make a bird call
But a telephone was nowhere to be found

*groans*