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Glirdan · 04-23-2006, 11:32 AM

Cowell! Wilwa! Will you stop pouring water all over each other and just go out all ready!? It's getting rather annoying! Vala! Can you get me a glass of water asa well as tell these two children to smarten up!?

The 1,000 Reader · 04-23-2006, 01:49 PM

Sorry. You have no authority in chaos. It's in your contract.

Fight! Fight! Fight!

(P.S. The stage crew (orcs) stole all the liquids from water to oil and drank/sold them, so unless you intervene yourself this fight will go on.)

(P.P.S Or you could get Vala to fight...

)

Valesse · 04-23-2006, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by The 1,000 Reader

(P.P.S Or you could get Vala to fight...

)

I'm passive in nature and do not fight. However, I am a DJ, and if you think poetically enough that means that I'm offically somewhat talented in the art of harmony making... In a way. It also means that Sleepy should withhold any comments on my previous statement.

...

After removing all of the drinking water from the audition room the last two contestants were about to be decided... or about to audition... or blowing their noses. The semi-finals were about to begin, and those being shipped (or more politely "boarded") off to Rivendell were racking their minds to come up with their next preformance.

Elu Ancalime · 04-23-2006, 07:36 PM

If this show has a Reunion episode, it's going to be more epic than all of the episodes of "Flavor of Love" combined.

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Morai · 04-24-2006, 08:21 PM

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"That was so terribly wrong and appalling. I'm sorry, dear, its a no from me."

Now that's the Sleepy--I mean Cowell--ah, whatever. I'll be in the vehicle-a-jig, prepping for my next act.

(looks down) Hey, who jacked my yellow boots?

Caranlondien · 04-26-2006, 09:04 AM

Enter Movie-Elrond

Movie-Elrond: Hello, Mr Anderson... I mean, Mr... Whatever your names are... My name is Movie-Elrond, and I'll be performing a song I wrote for my daughter, Movie-Arwen. It's called "She's Come Undone", by the Guess Who. Although I like the Zombies version, personally. Anyway, here goes...

Begins singing, in, of course, Hugo Weaving's voice

She's come undone
We didn't know what she was headed for
And when we found what she was headed for
It was too late

She's come undone
She has a line-count that is far too high
I think that there's a scene in which she flies
It is too late!

It's too late
She's gone too far
She saw "her son"
She's come undone
What ever happend to that Glorfindel guy?
And those water-horses were totally mine.
That was so lame!

She's come undone
We didn't know what she was headed for
And when we found what she was headed for
Nana, it was too late!

Too many scenes, and not enough off-screen time,
Too much drama, about sailing to the Undying Lands,
Too many powers, I mean since when can she do magic?
Too many lines; Did she even talk in the book?

It's too late
She's gone too far
She's replaced the sun.
She's come undone!

Sleepy Ranger · 04-26-2006, 09:09 AM

Caranlondien (Movie-Elrond)

I am stunned... that performance was quite good. You were a bit shaky in the start and your voice was high-pitched but I'd say towards the middle you got better and went through till the end but the start was just horrible. I can see you've got no signs of nervousness but frankly, it was good but I don't think it was good enough. I'm sorry its a no.

04-23-2006, 11:32 AM	#1
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Cowell! Wilwa! Will you stop pouring water all over each other and just go out all ready!? It's getting rather annoying! Vala! Can you get me a glass of water asa well as tell these two children to smarten up!? __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

04-23-2006, 01:49 PM	#2
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Sorry. You have no authority in chaos. It's in your contract. Fight! Fight! Fight! (P.S. The stage crew (orcs) stole all the liquids from water to oil and drank/sold them, so unless you intervene yourself this fight will go on.) (P.P.S Or you could get Vala to fight... ) __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

04-23-2006, 07:36 PM	#4
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	If this show has a Reunion episode, it's going to be more epic than all of the episodes of "Flavor of Love" combined. ________ Vaporizer Review Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 11:55 PM.

04-26-2006, 09:09 AM	#7
Sleepy Ranger Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: On the field, kissing the 'Downs crest Posts: 1,654	Caranlondien (Movie-Elrond) I am stunned... that performance was quite good. You were a bit shaky in the start and your voice was high-pitched but I'd say towards the middle you got better and went through till the end but the start was just horrible. I can see you've got no signs of nervousness but frankly, it was good but I don't think it was good enough. I'm sorry its a no. __________________ And tonight we can truly say, together we're invincible... Middle-Earth Football World Cup 2007

04-26-2006, 09:04 AM	#6
Caranlondien Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Bag-Endless-Fuel Posts: 339	Enter Movie-Elrond Movie-Elrond: Hello, Mr Anderson... I mean, Mr... Whatever your names are... My name is Movie-Elrond, and I'll be performing a song I wrote for my daughter, Movie-Arwen. It's called "She's Come Undone", by the Guess Who. Although I like the Zombies version, personally. Anyway, here goes... Begins singing, in, of course, Hugo Weaving's voice She's come undone We didn't know what she was headed for And when we found what she was headed for It was too late She's come undone She has a line-count that is far too high I think that there's a scene in which she flies It is too late! It's too late She's gone too far She saw "her son" She's come undone What ever happend to that Glorfindel guy? And those water-horses were totally mine. That was so lame! She's come undone We didn't know what she was headed for And when we found what she was headed for Nana, it was too late! Too many scenes, and not enough off-screen time, Too much drama, about sailing to the Undying Lands, Too many powers, I mean since when can she do magic? Too many lines; Did she even talk in the book? It's too late She's gone too far She's replaced the sun. She's come undone!