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Old 04-23-2006, 07:33 PM   #1
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(P.P.S Or you could get Vala to fight... )
I'm passive in nature and do not fight. However, I am a DJ, and if you think poetically enough that means that I'm offically somewhat talented in the art of harmony making... In a way. It also means that Sleepy should withhold any comments on my previous statement.

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After removing all of the drinking water from the audition room the last two contestants were about to be decided... or about to audition... or blowing their noses. The semi-finals were about to begin, and those being shipped (or more politely "boarded") off to Rivendell were racking their minds to come up with their next preformance.
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Old 04-23-2006, 07:36 PM   #2
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Old 04-24-2006, 08:21 PM   #3
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"That was so terribly wrong and appalling. I'm sorry, dear, its a no from me."
Now that's the Sleepy--I mean Cowell--ah, whatever. I'll be in the vehicle-a-jig, prepping for my next act. (looks down) Hey, who jacked my yellow boots?
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Old 04-26-2006, 09:04 AM   #4
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Enter Movie-Elrond

Movie-Elrond: Hello, Mr Anderson... I mean, Mr... Whatever your names are... My name is Movie-Elrond, and I'll be performing a song I wrote for my daughter, Movie-Arwen. It's called "She's Come Undone", by the Guess Who. Although I like the Zombies version, personally. Anyway, here goes...

Begins singing, in, of course, Hugo Weaving's voice

She's come undone
We didn't know what she was headed for
And when we found what she was headed for
It was too late

She's come undone
She has a line-count that is far too high
I think that there's a scene in which she flies
It is too late!

It's too late
She's gone too far
She saw "her son"
She's come undone
What ever happend to that Glorfindel guy?
And those water-horses were totally mine.
That was so lame!

She's come undone
We didn't know what she was headed for
And when we found what she was headed for
Nana, it was too late!

Too many scenes, and not enough off-screen time,
Too much drama, about sailing to the Undying Lands,
Too many powers, I mean since when can she do magic?
Too many lines; Did she even talk in the book?

It's too late
She's gone too far
She's replaced the sun.
She's come undone!
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Old 04-26-2006, 09:09 AM   #5
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I am stunned... that performance was quite good. You were a bit shaky in the start and your voice was high-pitched but I'd say towards the middle you got better and went through till the end but the start was just horrible. I can see you've got no signs of nervousness but frankly, it was good but I don't think it was good enough. I'm sorry its a no.
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Old 04-26-2006, 03:51 PM   #6
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I think that was a good and creative performance. You did a great job with that, and I think you could do fairly well in this compitition. I say yes.
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Old 04-26-2006, 06:12 PM   #7
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Firstly, I'd like to say this: Cowell, you are an oxymoron. Next, Elrond, you rocked that performance! It's a major yes from me!
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