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Shadow of the Past
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Minas Mor-go
Posts: 1,007
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++Badger
To cause a double-eviction on the island, mwahahaha. |
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Eidolon of a Took
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: my own private fantasy world
Posts: 3,460
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Not quite, Alc
Niggle: 4 votes Badger: 3 votes Smith of Wootton Major: 1 vote And so, Niggle was turned over to some men in suits, who made him take a long journey full of metaphorical mishmash that Diamond never had much patience for anyway.... Day the Twenty-Seventh finds 17 contestants remaining: The Major Minor Works Ćgidius Ahenobarbus Julius Agricola de Hammo (Farmer Giles of Ham) Gram, his dog Chrysophylax Dives The Parson Master Cook Rider Alf the Prentice, King of Faerie Smith of Wootton Major Nell Queen of Faerie The More Minor Minor Works Goldberry Badger Fíriel The Wizard Artaxerxes Moon-dog Mr. Day Teddy Bruno
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
Posts: 8,390
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We have a problem here. Viewers are turning off in their droves because the show is becoming too whimsical. Not at all how a reality show should be. And the contestants are failing all their tasks and likely to starve to death due to a excess of dreamers over practical types (balance in all things ...).
The reason? The influence of Smith of Wootton Major (the book) is too strong. The solution? Eliminate a character from that book. Preferably a whimsical one. Now, I agreed with lmp not to vote for Smith himself today. So ... + + Alf the Prentice, King of Faerie
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Riveting Ribbiter
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Assigned to Mordor
Posts: 1,767
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I guess the time has come. Sorry, TORE.
![]() ++ ALF Reasoning from before applies.
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Byronic Brand
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The 1590s
Posts: 2,778
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Why get rid of scary Elf kings when you can scrap whining young women?
++NELL
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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+ + NELL
Not only whining but in a future life Dudley Doright's girlfriend. ![]()
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Cryptic Aura
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 6,003
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How many of us know who Dudley Doright is?
![]() But it seems the bell knells for the belle Nell. ++ NELL By the by, if anyone is starving, it is due to that cook. He should be the next to go.
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Princess of Skwerlz
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles)
Posts: 7,500
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Why not scrap
++Master Cook Rider if it must be a character from Smith? He's a rather marginal person in that story. There are few enough females around anymore, so keep Nell, is my opinion. Or have you gents forgotten that it takes two genders to survive as a race??!
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