Survivor: Surviving the Minor Works

[Celuien]

Originally Posted by The Saucepan Man

Can one divorce one's widow ...?

I suppose the legal question is one of the necessity for a formal divorce proceeding if one party to the contract is already deceased. Does the marriage contract provide for an automatic ending to the wedded state should a spouse die, then reappear in other form in a different realm of existence, as has happened in this case? Or is the incident of death sufficent to end the contract, regardless of still-living embodiments of the deceased in other forms? Then again, should you succeed in killing Smith today, I will be joining you in the realm of the departed. Would the marriage be resumed upon my death, regardless of previous termination? Whether or not a previously nullified by death marriage is resumed once both parties are deceased is a knotty point beyond my ability to unravel. I'm not a loyer.

Originally Posted by The Saucepan Man

But why vote for Gram? Can anyone give a good reason, other than the fact that he's a dog?

I can! Yes, dogs are useful in survival situations. But they must be useful dogs. This beast, as indicated by his name, is a one gram nothing. Can you expect any work from such a tiny creature? Is a miniature canine of any value in defending the camp if an intruder can easily squash him with the step of a bare foot? Of course not.

Vote Gram for Eviction!

[The Saucepan Man]

Originally Posted by Celuien

Then again, should you succeed in killing Smith today ...

Well, I only want to evict him. Whether he dies upon eviction is a matter for the Diamoddess.

Originally Posted by Celuien

I'm not a loyer.

You should be after that speech ...

Originally Posted by Celuien

Is a miniature canine of any value in defending the camp if an intruder can easily squash him with the step of a bare foot?

Smith is hardly any use in defending the camp when he's away with the faeries all the time. Gram brings amusement and companionship, if nothing else. Smith brings nothing to the party.

Btw - you see how exciting this can be when the outcome is not predictable ...

[Celuien]

Originally Posted by The Saucepan Man

You should be after that speech...

Why, thank you. I'll have to consider if I ever become unhappy in my current profession.

Originally Posted by The Saucepan Man

Smith brings nothing to the party.

But he does bring something. He brings the one thing without which no party is complete. Cake.

Originally Posted by The Saucepan Man

Btw - you see how exciting this can be when the outcome is not predictable ...

Very exciting. Though I still hope that Smith will be saved today...

[Lhunardawen]

++GRAM

For cats! Err...Smith!