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Princess of Skwerlz
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles)
Posts: 7,500
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++Parson
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Byronic Brand
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The 1590s
Posts: 2,778
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Why are people so keen on protecting the blimming hypocritical Churchman?
OK. I admit it. I've conceived a passion for Nell. Her brave resilience against all my efforts! Her unexpected depth! That leer I directed at her, my friends, was a leer of love. Save my paramour, friendly Downers! Turbulent priest, begone! And Diamond, if Nell is evicted have mercy...
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
Posts: 8,390
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I also find their choice of Giles as the focus of their post-Smith fury interesting. Why Giles, I wonder? A number had already been voting for him. But, given his major character status, I found some of the votes strange. So today, the main focus seems to be Nell and, less so, the Parson. I rather agree that, in the interests of balance, one of the "chicks" should go. But I still think that + + QUEEN OF FAERIE is the one who's behaviour is most worthy of public rebuke.
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Riveting Ribbiter
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Assigned to Mordor
Posts: 1,767
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Cryptic Aura
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 6,003
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For his sneaky way of suggesting he knew how to read the script on Tailbiter when he really had to go and look it up. Arcane knowledge! He belongs in the Da Vinci Code:
+ + Parson
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Eidolon of a Took
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: my own private fantasy world
Posts: 3,460
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Nell: 5 votes
The Parson: 4 votes Queen of Faerie: 1 vote And so, as Ang declared his undying passion for Nell, she recoiled from him in horror. "You what?" He dove to one knee and grasped her hand. "I adore you, my sweet candy truffle, come away with me where we will make beautiful love together!" "But... but..." she tried to extricate her hand, "you aided in the death of my husband!" "Of course, he was in the way! And besides, he was having an affair with the Queen of Faerie, we did you a favor!" "Erm... well I have children." "Forget the little rugrats! You can bear my children and have a household of little Ang's running around." Ang attempted his most charming leer, but alas, it failed. Nell, running out of verbal defenses, turned and ran. She ran, and ran, and ran, and no one ever heard from her again. Rumor has it she assumed a new identity and got plastic surgery to prevent Ang from ever tracking her down. Day the Thirty-Seventh finds 6 contestants remaining: The Dudes: Alf the Prentice, King of Faerie The Parson The Chicks: Goldberry Queen of Faerie The Beasties: Gram Chrysophylax Dives
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