Confess your crimes here...

[Thinlómien]

So have you ever done anything that is in contradiction with Tolkien's ME, for example in a fanfic, an RPG or when playing as a child?

I confess
- playing a half-elven character in an RPG
- when playing ME as a child, my friend's horse was called Dynamite
- allowing/making the following things in an RPG I'm the game master:
* A character who is the sister of King Fréalaf of Rohan, and who practises excorsism and sees visions, and murders people in Gondor (well, you can't decide what your players do with their characters)
*The son of the second marshal of the Mark being the previous character's bodyguard
*I made Galion Thranduil's brother. And his son Veborion (Orlando Bloom's Elvish name - for my defense I can only say I only allowed the name, but didn't choose it) is a totally crazy archer who plays the harp, cries always, prances around singing his "morning song", drinks too much red wine and has a Gondorian girl as a lover
*A barrow-wight attacked the company in Gondor
* Having an umli-NPC
* dishonouring nearly all peoples of Middle-Earth by making them acting stupidly
* the characters use voodoo-magic
* giving NPCs names like Lotion, Certification, Promotion, Elmedir (having apparently dyslexia ), Roibos (from Rooibos tea), Veho (a transport company), etc...
= I think this'd make a hilarious mirth game, but we're playing it seriously...
- In another RPG allowing/making the following things
* the player characters bought miniskirts from Minas Tirith
* a giant attacked the company in Gondor (I tried to explain that it came from the White Mountains)

That's it for starters... I'm sure I'd remember more if I thought about it.

What about you?