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05-25-2006, 11:44 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
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Theoden demonstrates his exceptional flamenco dancing skills to the orcs, but his talent is wasted on the uncultured beasts.
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05-25-2006, 01:12 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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Theoden's extreme body dysmorphia gave him an obsession with checking out the size of his own backside every five minutes. It was a good job he also avoided looking in mirrors and so never saw his warty, scaly true self.
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Gordon's alive!
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05-26-2006, 09:24 AM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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Theoden: No more new pictures! I must remain forever!
 Galdriel: It's okay Arwen dear we all see Gandalf the Grey uncloaked in my mirror. or Arwen: Don't touch me hag! or Galadriel: It's okay, just because Aragorn said he'd rather take up this suicidal crusade rather than spend time with you doesn't me that he doesn't love you.
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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05-26-2006, 09:52 AM
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Child of the West
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
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Arwen: Why didn't anyone come to my birthday party?
Galadriel: I told you booking Dwarves for entertainment was a bad idea, dear.
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05-26-2006, 09:54 AM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
Posts: 9,461
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Galadriel: "Now Arwen are you sure you don't know who chopped a foot off the bottom of this dress.....
Arwen: No, Grannie..
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace |
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05-26-2006, 10:12 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,859
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"There, there, dear. Want some toffee? Would toffee make it better, sweetie?"
(All Grannies say that — fact.  )
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05-26-2006, 11:10 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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A few recurring themes
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 *-*-*-* Galadriel: You're in my chair. Or... (Galadriel walks up behind Arwen, places her hand on her shoulder, and stares with a glassy-eyed smile at an invisible spot on her forehead. Arwen demands to know what she's doing several times, but receiving no answer, screams and runs off.) Galadriel: Heh heh, that got her out of my chair. Or... Galadriel: Get out of my chair, wench! *shove* Or... Musical chairs in Lorien always ended up with someone in tears. Or... Galadriel: Dear, why did you drape yourself in toilet paper? Arwen: I'm in mourning. Galadriel: I think you're thinking of crepe paper, my dear. Or... Galadriel: My daughter, why are you here? Arwen: I'm just sitting here thinking. Galadriel: No, I mean 'Why are you here in Lorien?' Aren't you supposed to be on your way to Helm's Deep? Arwen: *sigh* Or... Does anyone else think it looks like they're in a glass tube? o.O Then... Galadriel: Beam us up, Scotty Or... Arwen: *pouty pout pout* Galadriel: I told you too much toffee would rot your teeth. Or... Galadriel: Darling, I have something to tell you. I'm sorry it had to come from me, but...your father is an idiot. Or... Galadriel: You've got your father's hair. Dang. The blonde gene must be recessive. *muttermutterAlatariel, used to be renowned for my hairmuttermutterstupidperedhilruiningthelinemutter mutter* Or... Galadriel: You've got your father's hair. Arwen: Yes, it took me hours to shave it all off. Or... Galadriel: ...and this is called a shoulder. Arwen: I KNOW!! Or... Galadriel: ...the elbow bone's connected to the shoulder bone, the shoulder bone's connected to the collar bone, the collar bone... Or... Galadriel: Your shoulder is cold. The life of the Eldar is leaving you! Okay, I'll stop now. Galadriel: Cheer up Arwen, Oddwen is going to stop captioning us now! Arwen: *sniffle*
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door Last edited by Oddwen; 05-26-2006 at 11:14 AM. Reason: to italicize |
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05-26-2006, 01:23 PM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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Galadriel : "I never said I didn't like Aragorn, I just asked him if he would like to freshen up after his journey"
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