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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
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I don't like Christopher (Gollum,'It's mine,my Precious') Tolkien, and his stagnating stance. I like Orcs, I am building a New Dark Tower, I have five bricks so far, any donations welcome.............
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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Actually, my worst crime of all is:
...I don't really like the Elves. ![]()
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
Posts: 9,460
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Well in that case - if the gloves are off - I really dislike a lot about "The Hobbit" .. I know it was necessary for the existence of LOTR but once LOTR was written I wish that every copy of The Hobbit had disappeared so that a proper grown up version (as glimpsed in the LOTR appendices and unfinished tales) could replace it .... Tralalally gone for ever ...Yesssssssssssssss
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
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Relic of Wandering Days
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: You'll See Perpetual Change.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps.
Posts: 527
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I knew you would crack under pressure sooner or later.
Now, just walk into the cell and you might get off easy. Don't make this hard for yourselves and the good boys in blue. ![]()
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"And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains |
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Laconic Loreman
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I got to follow right behind Esty, and am guilty of parodiness. My worst one (or to me the one I actually like the most) was Sam's and his george foreman grill...oh boy
![]() I guess you could also convict me of high treason too. I was kind of glad when Jackson made Helm's Deep the primary climax of TTT, instead of suggesting what Tolkien did in Letter 210 in that the Ents are the more important and if time is necessary Helm's Deep should be cut. ![]()
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
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The Lord of the Grins
I feel someone has stolen some of my stolen work, it is actually Stan Gamble and his Gorge Fourmen grill................................
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Bittersweet Symphony
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise
Posts: 1,814
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Le Confession
Waaaaay back in the day, I wrote about half of a Legomance, the original sin of LotR fanfiction. To my credit, however...
1. It wasn't a Tenth Walker story, as she met up with the Fellowship in Lothlorien, 2. It wasn't an "OMG sad abused girl falls into Middle-earth SQUEEEEEEEEE" sort of story, and 3. The story was never posted anywhere and has since been deleted from my computer. ![]() |
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