Worst possible casting choices - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Valesse · 06-06-2006, 12:50 AM

Gandalf (Marsel Marso)

Theoden (Its Curly!)

Eomer (Zero-- My personal favorite)

And... I'm amazed that I got to it first:

Grima Wormtongue!

Brinniel · 06-06-2006, 12:35 PM

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Brinniel - I would have far preferred Toby Mcguire as Frodo to the quivering saucer-eyed puppy who was given the role.

meh...I could never see the guy who plays Spider-man as Frodo. Besides, there's something about Tobey that annoys me.

Actually, Verne Troyer aka Mini-Me would make a perfect Frodo.

Parmawen · 06-14-2006, 10:10 PM

Legolas: Fabio

Boromir: Tom Cruise

Galadriel: Madonna

Frodo: Adam Brody

Merry and Pippin: the twins from Good Charlotte

Sam: Arnold Schwartzenager...(oh man I can't spell that name)

....oh dear.

Beanamir of Gondor · 06-15-2006, 09:26 AM

I'm going to have to agree with Oddwen on this one..... Sean Connery could be Gandalf, and Will Ferrell could be Saruman.
Gandalf: You'll rue the day you crosshed me, Sharuman!
Saruman: .... Right.
Gandalf: One day it'll be my turn, Sharuman!
Saruman: I hate you. *sends Gandalf spinning toward the ceiling*
Later, in Rohan
Gandalf: (to Sarutheodenman) The day ish mine, Sharuman!
Saruman: That's it. I'm going to go home and put a gun in my mouth.
Gandalf: HAW HAW HAW HAW!!!

And picture Ritchie wearing a robe, heading the Council. "The ring must be destroyed! Either that or taste the wrath of my Stratocaster!"

Lalwendë · 06-15-2006, 01:20 PM

How about:

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06-06-2006, 12:50 AM	#1
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Gandalf (Marsel Marso) Theoden (Its Curly!) Eomer (Zero-- My personal favorite) And... I'm amazed that I got to it first: Grima Wormtongue! __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos Last edited by Valesse; 06-06-2006 at 01:50 AM.

06-14-2006, 10:10 PM	#3
Parmawen Haunting Spirit Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Stuck in the center of Spooky Hollow... Posts: 75	Legolas: Fabio Boromir: Tom Cruise Galadriel: Madonna Frodo: Adam Brody Merry and Pippin: the twins from Good Charlotte Sam: Arnold Schwartzenager...(oh man I can't spell that name) ....oh dear. __________________ I sang of leaves, of leaves of gold, and leaves of gold there grew. Of wind I sang, I wind there came, and in the branches blew... -Galadriel

06-15-2006, 09:26 AM	#4
Beanamir of Gondor Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: the Shadow Gallery Posts: 276	I'm going to have to agree with Oddwen on this one..... Sean Connery could be Gandalf, and Will Ferrell could be Saruman. Gandalf: You'll rue the day you crosshed me, Sharuman! Saruman: .... Right. Gandalf: One day it'll be my turn, Sharuman! Saruman: I hate you. sends Gandalf spinning toward the ceiling Later, in Rohan Gandalf: (to Sarutheodenman) The day ish mine, Sharuman! Saruman: That's it. I'm going to go home and put a gun in my mouth. Gandalf: HAW HAW HAW HAW!!! And picture Ritchie wearing a robe, heading the Council. "The ring must be destroyed! Either that or taste the wrath of my Stratocaster!" __________________ The answer to life is no longer 42. It's 4 8 15 16 23... 42. "I only lent you my body; you lent me your dream." Last edited by Beanamir of Gondor; 06-15-2006 at 09:31 AM.

06-15-2006, 01:20 PM	#5
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	How about: as __________________ Gordon's alive!