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davem · 06-15-2006, 01:56 PM

Aragorn: Two young Hobbits have disappeared and we're anxious to trace their whereabouts.
Eomer: Oh? Whereabouts?
Legolas: Hereabouts.
Gimli: At ten o'clock.
Aragorn: Or thereabouts.
Legolas: In this vicinity.
Aragorn: Or roundabouts.
Legolas: We're the Three Hunters.
Eomer: Or layabouts.

(In the Houses of Healing)

Aragorn approaches Merry with Athelas]
Gandalf: You have given one of these before?
Aragorn: Oh, good gracious, hundreds.
[Hands Merry a leaf of Kingsfoil]
Aragorn: There you are, get it down now.
Gandalf: Other end, Aragorn.
[Aragorn looks ashamed]
Gandalf: Never mind. With a face like his, it's a mistake anyone might make.

06-15-2006, 01:56 PM	#30
davem Illustrious Ulair Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties Posts: 4,240	Aragorn: Two young Hobbits have disappeared and we're anxious to trace their whereabouts. Eomer: Oh? Whereabouts? Legolas: Hereabouts. Gimli: At ten o'clock. Aragorn: Or thereabouts. Legolas: In this vicinity. Aragorn: Or roundabouts. Legolas: We're the Three Hunters. Eomer: Or layabouts. (In the Houses of Healing) Aragorn approaches Merry with Athelas] Gandalf: You have given one of these before? Aragorn: Oh, good gracious, hundreds. [Hands Merry a leaf of Kingsfoil] Aragorn: There you are, get it down now. Gandalf: Other end, Aragorn. [Aragorn looks ashamed] Gandalf: Never mind. With a face like his, it's a mistake anyone might make. __________________ “Everything was an object. If you killed a dwarf you could use it as a weapon – it was no different to other large heavy objects." Last edited by davem; 06-15-2006 at 02:08 PM.