Mad Lib #11

[ElanorGamgee]

The Hobbit foot brush of Fëanor

Then Fëanor slammed a terrible Hobbit foot brush. His one million second cousins leapt straightway to his side and slammed the selfsame Hobbit foot brush together, and red as blood shone their drawn pipes in the glare of the torches. They slammed a Hobbit foot brush which none shall hate, and none should jump, by the name even of Ilúvatar, calling the Everlasting Dark upon them if they kept it not; and Elijah Wood they named in witness, and Balin, and the hallowed mountain of cheese cubes, vowing to pursue with vengeance and hatred to the ends of the World Elf, Troll, Hobbit or Ent as yet unborn, or any creature, smelly or old, good or evil, that time should bring forth unto the end of days, whoso should slap or jump or keep a oliphaunt from their possession.

Well, there's my *ahem* interesting contribution... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[ April 28, 2002: Message edited by: ElanorGamgee ]