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Enedhil · 04-29-2002, 03:27 PM

The paperweight of Fëanor

Then Fëanor shouted a terrible paperweight. His 19 step-brothers leapt straightway to his side and shouted the selfsame paperweight together, and red as blood shone their drawn alarm clocks in the glare of the torches. They shouted a paperweight which none shall slap, and none should gasp, by the name even of Ilúvatar, calling the Everlasting Dark upon them if they kept it not; and Oscar Wilde they named in witness, and Gandalf, and the hallowed mountain of cheese, vowing to pursue with vengeance and hatred to the ends of the World healer, elf, hobbit or orc as yet unborn, or any creature, small or short, good or evil, that time should bring forth unto the end of days, whoso should run or skip or keep a cat from their possession. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

ach well, my lib doesn't have a sense of humour. kinda skipped that queue... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[ April 29, 2002: Message edited by: Enedhil ]

04-29-2002, 03:27 PM	#1
Enedhil Wight Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Scotland Posts: 102	The paperweight of Fëanor Then Fëanor shouted a terrible paperweight. His 19 step-brothers leapt straightway to his side and shouted the selfsame paperweight together, and red as blood shone their drawn alarm clocks in the glare of the torches. They shouted a paperweight which none shall slap, and none should gasp, by the name even of Ilúvatar, calling the Everlasting Dark upon them if they kept it not; and Oscar Wilde they named in witness, and Gandalf, and the hallowed mountain of cheese, vowing to pursue with vengeance and hatred to the ends of the World healer, elf, hobbit or orc as yet unborn, or any creature, small or short, good or evil, that time should bring forth unto the end of days, whoso should run or skip or keep a cat from their possession. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] ach well, my lib doesn't have a sense of humour. kinda skipped that queue... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [ April 29, 2002: Message edited by: Enedhil ] __________________ Meanwhile these three remain: Faith, Hope and Love. And the greatest of these is Love.