The great golden Horde

[THE Ka]

Ka you may be an Ent, but you must thoroughly explain why you as an Ent would come across a wine bottle label, as well as why an Ent would make such an adventure for treasure. If you can do all this then by all means you can be an Ent.

Why thank you very much, and do not worry. I've come up with a plan, and of course it will have some kafkaesque tolkien elements, but that is what makes life in arda interesting, no?

~ Ka