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The Elf-warrior · 08-11-2006, 03:09 PM

A parody of "My favorite things" from The Sound of Music sung by Sauron.

Erupting volcanoes, Siamese kittens
Bright mithril armor and black leather mittens
Torturing prisoners tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things.

Black colored ponys and crab apple streudels
Forges and blacksmiths and manflesh with noodles
Fell beasts that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things.

Elves in white dresses burnt down to ashes
Orc whips that flay off the nose and eyelashes
Pâté de foie gras and buffalo wings
These are a few of my favorite things.

When the wargs bite
When my eye stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad.

08-11-2006, 03:09 PM	#9
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	*A parody of "My favorite things" from The Sound of Music* sung by Sauron.** Erupting volcanoes, Siamese kittens Bright mithril armor and black leather mittens Torturing prisoners tied up with strings These are a few of my favorite things. Black colored ponys and crab apple streudels Forges and blacksmiths and manflesh with noodles Fell beasts that fly with the moon on their wings These are a few of my favorite things. Elves in white dresses burnt down to ashes Orc whips that flay off the nose and eyelashes Pâté de foie gras and buffalo wings These are a few of my favorite things. When the wargs bite When my eye stings When I'm feeling sad I simply remember my favorite things And then I don't feel so bad. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.