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High King Fingolfin · 08-14-2006, 11:40 AM

Unfortunately, Shelob had an all-purpose allergy pill.

Gil-Galad · 08-14-2006, 08:24 PM

Fortuantely Ungoliant doesn't do drugs and is a strong supported of the anti-drug movement

(you do realize we turned from ungoliant into shelob)

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-15-2006, 10:44 AM

Unfortunately Shelob's strength and conditioning
coach (and we knows who that is, don't we
preciouss?) told her it was just a vitamin pill and she took it.

Gil-Galad · 08-15-2006, 10:59 AM

Fortunately Shelob actually didn't exist in this story, we were orignally talking about Ungoliant and some people got confused, but now its all Ungoliant

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-15-2006, 11:02 AM

Oops!

Unfortunately Ungoliant's strength and conditioning
coach (Morgoth)
told her it was just a vitamin pill and she took it.

Meneltarmacil · 08-16-2006, 08:24 PM

Fortunately, it had the reather unpleasant side effect of making her head explode.

The 1,000 Reader · 08-16-2006, 08:36 PM

Unfortunately, the confusing events in this story were actually the cause of DC totally murdering their continuity again, thus resulting in a marring of continuity so horrific that all of Middle-Earth had its continuity destroyed. In a second, all of the odd things building up over the weeks came together. The One Ring became a cheerio, Shelob was the same spider as Ungoliant, A million werewolf games sprang up in a day (it's usually a billion,) all the reps made to cry rivers actually turned into rivers, Anduril somehow became Elrond's sword, Huan turned out to be spanish, All the characters in the new survivor were actually poorly made clones created by EA, and people spent all their time being complete pricks and claiming that Eru didn't exist even when they had the worst arguements ever.

Finally, this post was so large that this thread got a clogged artery and had a heart attack.

08-14-2006, 11:40 AM	#1
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, Shelob had an all-purpose allergy pill. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

08-14-2006, 08:24 PM	#2
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortuantely Ungoliant doesn't do drugs and is a strong supported of the anti-drug movement (you do realize we turned from ungoliant into shelob) __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-15-2006, 10:44 AM	#3
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately Shelob's strength and conditioning coach (and we knows who that is, don't we preciouss?) told her it was just a vitamin pill and she took it. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-15-2006, 10:59 AM	#4
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately Shelob actually didn't exist in this story, we were orignally talking about Ungoliant and some people got confused, but now its all Ungoliant __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-15-2006, 11:02 AM	#5
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Oops! Unfortunately Ungoliant's strength and conditioning coach (Morgoth) told her it was just a vitamin pill and she took it. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-16-2006, 08:24 PM	#6
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, it had the reather unpleasant side effect of making her head explode. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-16-2006, 08:36 PM	#7
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, the confusing events in this story were actually the cause of DC totally murdering their continuity again, thus resulting in a marring of continuity so horrific that all of Middle-Earth had its continuity destroyed. In a second, all of the odd things building up over the weeks came together. The One Ring became a cheerio, Shelob was the same spider as Ungoliant, A million werewolf games sprang up in a day (it's usually a billion,) all the reps made to cry rivers actually turned into rivers, Anduril somehow became Elrond's sword, Huan turned out to be spanish, All the characters in the new survivor were actually poorly made clones created by EA, and people spent all their time being complete pricks and claiming that Eru didn't exist even when they had the worst arguements ever. Finally, this post was so large that this thread got a clogged artery and had a heart attack. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains