Duel of Doom! - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Gurthang · 08-14-2006, 05:11 PM

Gandalf: I am a spell that erases all lawsuits (and everything to do with them) from the history of the universe.

The Elf-warrior · 08-14-2006, 06:33 PM

Saruman: I am the evil trans-national corporations who oppress the people with impunity because they can't be sued!

Gurthang · 08-17-2006, 12:14 AM

Gandalf: I am the people in mass revolt!

High King Fingolfin · 08-17-2006, 01:16 PM

Saruman: I am the fascist police that put down the revolt.

Meneltarmacil · 08-17-2006, 04:05 PM

Gandalf: I am the police's badly-manufactured guns that explode when fired.

Gurthang · 08-17-2006, 05:05 PM

Saruman: I am the "Kevlar" armor that protects the fascist police from their own guns.

Kuruharan · 08-17-2006, 05:22 PM

Gandalf: I'm the fact that the kevlar won't protect them from taking damage from the concussion of the explosion.

08-14-2006, 05:11 PM	#1
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Gandalf: I am a spell that erases all lawsuits (and everything to do with them) from the history of the universe. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-14-2006, 06:33 PM	#2
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: I am the evil trans-national corporations who oppress the people with impunity because they can't be sued! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-17-2006, 12:14 AM	#3
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Gandalf: I am the people in mass revolt! __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-17-2006, 01:16 PM	#4
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Saruman: I am the fascist police that put down the revolt. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

08-17-2006, 04:05 PM	#5
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Gandalf: I am the police's badly-manufactured guns that explode when fired. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-17-2006, 05:05 PM	#6
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Saruman: I am the "Kevlar" armor that protects the fascist police from their own guns. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-17-2006, 05:22 PM	#7
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,593	Gandalf: I'm the fact that the kevlar won't protect them from taking damage from the concussion of the explosion. __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...