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The 1,000 Reader · 02-23-2007, 12:09 AM

Unfortunately, not only was everybody dead, but the good guy's corpses were defiled by fangirl spirit and ff.net evils. This was truly horrible.

"I should have destroyed the world again when I had the chance." Eru was in shock. "I should have destroyed the world again when I had the chance!" Eru pounded his fists in rage on the remains of Middle-Earth, wiping out the rest of the population and causing the still-alive yet endlessly laughing Nazgul and Army of the Dead to be battered by earthquakes and falling rocks.

But Tom Bombadil was fine. Because he's Tom Bombadil.

Meneltarmacil · 02-23-2007, 08:08 AM

Fortunately*, Tom Bombadil annoyed Eru enough that he was forced to silence him by dropping him into a bottomless pit of doom.

*Seriously, would you want to spend the rest of your life listening to "Hey dol, merry dol, ring-a-dong-dillo?"

High King Fingolfin · 02-23-2007, 12:23 PM

Unfortunately, Thorondor decided to rescue him.

Volo · 02-23-2007, 02:49 PM

Fortunately, Thorondor was dead.

Gil-Galad · 02-23-2007, 06:30 PM

Unfortunately, Thorondor became a Zombie-King-Bird and still saved them

Meneltarmacil · 02-23-2007, 06:36 PM

Fortunately, Tom died because Thorondor smelled too bad, being a zombie and all.

The Elf-warrior · 02-23-2007, 07:41 PM

Unfortunately, Tom became a singing skeleton.

02-23-2007, 12:09 AM	#1
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, not only was everybody dead, but the good guy's corpses were defiled by fangirl spirit and ff.net evils. This was truly horrible. "I should have destroyed the world again when I had the chance." Eru was in shock. "I should have destroyed the world again when I had the chance!" Eru pounded his fists in rage on the remains of Middle-Earth, wiping out the rest of the population and causing the still-alive yet endlessly laughing Nazgul and Army of the Dead to be battered by earthquakes and falling rocks. But Tom Bombadil was fine. Because he's Tom Bombadil. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains Last edited by The 1,000 Reader; 02-23-2007 at 12:14 AM.

02-23-2007, 08:08 AM	#2
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Tom Bombadil annoyed Eru enough that he was forced to silence him by dropping him into a bottomless pit of doom. Seriously, would you want to spend the rest of your life listening to "Hey dol, merry dol, ring-a-dong-dillo?" __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

02-23-2007, 12:23 PM	#3
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, Thorondor decided to rescue him. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

02-23-2007, 02:49 PM	#4
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	Fortunately, Thorondor was dead. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

02-23-2007, 06:30 PM	#5
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately, Thorondor became a Zombie-King-Bird and still saved them __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-23-2007, 06:36 PM	#6
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Tom died because Thorondor smelled too bad, being a zombie and all. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

02-23-2007, 07:41 PM	#7
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately, Tom became a singing skeleton. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.