Fortunately/Unfortunately - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Volo · 03-16-2007, 06:55 PM

Fortunaly, he also had a proper funeral soon after.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 03-16-2007, 07:22 PM

Unfortunately, there was a lack of wood in ME due to half orc half woodpeckers, that there could be no coffin

Roa_Aoife · 03-16-2007, 08:45 PM

Fortunately, the nearby dwarven coffinsmiths were able to make stone coffins for the hobbits just in time for their funerals.

Meneltarmacil · 03-16-2007, 09:21 PM

Unfortunately, the stone used in the coffins contained a lot of strange radioactive minerals that caused the dead to rise up as flesh-eating zombies.

Gil-Galad · 03-16-2007, 09:54 PM

Fortunately, Were-Feanor came by and agreed to help slay all these Zombies for a warehouse of doggy-treats and a good stratch behind the ear

Volo · 03-17-2007, 04:52 AM

Unfortunaly, nobody except Ted Sandyman had the guts to scratch Were-Feanor, but Ted Sandyman was busy searching for brains at the moment, so no agreement.

The Sixth Wizard · 03-17-2007, 05:23 AM

Fortunately as the Zombies rose up and began to attack, Tom Bombadil (who is OBVIOUSLY Eru in disguise) came around and smited/smote them all while singing about how the orks would send everyone running and smoking pipe-weed.

03-16-2007, 06:55 PM	#1
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	Fortunaly, he also had a proper funeral soon after. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

03-16-2007, 07:22 PM	#2
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 232	Unfortunately, there was a lack of wood in ME due to half orc half woodpeckers, that there could be no coffin __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

03-16-2007, 08:45 PM	#3
Roa_Aoife Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it. Posts: 1,696	Fortunately, the nearby dwarven coffinsmiths were able to make stone coffins for the hobbits just in time for their funerals. __________________ We can't all be Roas* when it comes to analysing...* -Lommy I didn't say you're evil, Roa, I said you're exasperating. -Nerwen

03-16-2007, 09:21 PM	#4
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, the stone used in the coffins contained a lot of strange radioactive minerals that caused the dead to rise up as flesh-eating zombies. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-16-2007, 09:54 PM	#5
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately, Were-Feanor came by and agreed to help slay all these Zombies for a warehouse of doggy-treats and a good stratch behind the ear __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

03-17-2007, 04:52 AM	#6
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	Unfortunaly, nobody except Ted Sandyman had the guts to scratch Were-Feanor, but Ted Sandyman was busy searching for brains at the moment, so no agreement. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

03-17-2007, 05:23 AM	#7
The Sixth Wizard Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon. Posts: 480	Fortunately as the Zombies rose up and began to attack, Tom Bombadil (who is OBVIOUSLY Eru in disguise) came around and smited/smote them all while singing about how the orks would send everyone running and smoking pipe-weed.