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Meneltarmacil · 03-17-2007, 04:44 PM

Fortunately, Mount Zoom ran over him.

High King Fingolfin · 03-17-2007, 08:19 PM

Unfortunately, Gandalf was a bit more resilient, causing Mount Zoom to be run over by him.

The 1,000 Reader · 03-18-2007, 07:37 PM

Fortunately, Eru came and said "Gandalf, I am ashamed. To fight against the conquering of the world only to conquer it yourself? I give you two options. You can surrender to me and restore the world to normal, or I can zap you with lightning until you die. Choose now."

Naturally, Gandalf chose to surrender.

Meneltarmacil · 03-18-2007, 07:49 PM

Unfortunately, the universe imploded.

The 1,000 Reader · 03-18-2007, 07:51 PM

Fortunately, it returned to normal with only a few creases.

High King Fingolfin · 03-18-2007, 07:54 PM

Unfortunately, those creases happened to be under the ocean, causing a massive tsunami to engulf all of Middle-Earth.

Meneltarmacil · 03-18-2007, 09:05 PM

Fortunately (don't ask me how) Mount Zoom ran over the tsunami.

03-17-2007, 04:44 PM	#1
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Mount Zoom ran over him. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-17-2007, 08:19 PM	#2
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, Gandalf was a bit more resilient, causing Mount Zoom to be run over by him. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

03-18-2007, 07:37 PM	#3
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, Eru came and said "Gandalf, I am ashamed. To fight against the conquering of the world only to conquer it yourself? I give you two options. You can surrender to me and restore the world to normal, or I can zap you with lightning until you die. Choose now." Naturally, Gandalf chose to surrender. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

03-18-2007, 07:49 PM	#4
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, the universe imploded. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-18-2007, 07:51 PM	#5
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, it returned to normal with only a few creases. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

03-18-2007, 07:54 PM	#6
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, those creases happened to be under the ocean, causing a massive tsunami to engulf all of Middle-Earth. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

03-18-2007, 09:05 PM	#7
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately (don't ask me how) Mount Zoom ran over the tsunami. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.