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Precioussss · 03-27-2007, 05:14 AM

Unfortunately, an unfrozen Orc walked by and called Johnny a Stinky BALROG, which threw him into a fit of madness!

Gil-Galad · 03-27-2007, 08:25 AM

Fortunately, that madness soomed left Johnny the Stinky Balrog as he learned how to love himself, smelly or not

Elmo · 03-27-2007, 01:03 PM

Unfortunately, as he turned over a new leaf he tried deodorent, of course it doesn't take a rocket scientist to work out what happens when you spray deodorent on what is basically a walking bonfire...

Meneltarmacil · 03-27-2007, 04:34 PM

Fortunately, this killed him.

Gil-Galad · 03-27-2007, 04:40 PM

Unfortunately, Menel wasn't paying attention to "The law of Johnny the Stinky Balrog", for he is invinceable to all forms of death

Meneltarmacil · 03-27-2007, 04:44 PM

Fortunately, there was no equivalent law regarding Gil-Galad, who was eaten by sharks for some reason.

The 1,000 Reader · 03-27-2007, 10:54 PM

Unfortunately, when Aule heard of Sauron's humiliating loss to Huan, he spent the whole night binge-drinking, asking himself "Where did I go wrong in rasing that boy?", and the liquor made him horribly ill, causing him to be rushed to the hospital.

03-27-2007, 05:14 AM	#1
Precioussss Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dancing on this earth for a short while Posts: 111	Unfortunately, an unfrozen Orc walked by and called Johnny a Stinky BALROG, which threw him into a fit of madness! __________________ I am against nature. I don't dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the truly natural things are dreams, which nature can't touch with decay. - Bob Dylan

03-27-2007, 08:25 AM	#2
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately, that madness soomed left Johnny the Stinky Balrog as he learned how to love himself, smelly or not __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

03-27-2007, 01:03 PM	#3
Elmo Pittodrie Poltergeist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: trying to find that warm and winding lane again Posts: 633	Unfortunately, as he turned over a new leaf he tried deodorent, of course it doesn't take a rocket scientist to work out what happens when you spray deodorent on what is basically a walking bonfire... __________________ As Beren looked into her eyes within the shadows of her hair, The trembling starlight of the skies he saw there mirrored shimmering.

03-27-2007, 04:34 PM	#4
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, this killed him. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-27-2007, 04:40 PM	#5
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately, Menel wasn't paying attention to "The law of Johnny the Stinky Balrog", for he is invinceable to all forms of death __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

03-27-2007, 04:44 PM	#6
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, there was no equivalent law regarding Gil-Galad, who was eaten by sharks for some reason. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-27-2007, 10:54 PM	#7
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, when Aule heard of Sauron's humiliating loss to Huan, he spent the whole night binge-drinking, asking himself "Where did I go wrong in rasing that boy?", and the liquor made him horribly ill, causing him to be rushed to the hospital. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains