Reasons why LOTR is better than Star Wars - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Ataralasse · 04-10-2007, 02:34 PM

Warsie: We have more movies.
Ringer: We have BETTER movies.
Warsie: What about the animated ones?
Ringer: What about the Star Wars Holiday Special?
Warsie: ::cringe::

~o~

Warsie: Blasters are better than arrows: fast and accurate.
Ringer: Arrows are fast and accurate AND cool. Blasters are all the same.

~o~

Warsie: We have Jedi.
Ringer: We have Elves.

~o~

Warsie: Luke, Han. Cool good guys.
Ringer: Legolas, Aragorn, Boromir, Gimli, Gandalf, Merry, Pippin, Frodo, Sam and that's just the Fellowship!

~o~

Warsie: C-3PO and R2-D2.
Ringer: Legolas and Gimli.

~o~

Warsie: Darth Vader.
Ringer: Nazgul.

04-10-2007, 02:34 PM	#12
Ataralasse Pile O'Bones Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 20	Warsie: We have more movies. Ringer: We have BETTER movies. Warsie: What about the animated ones? Ringer: What about the Star Wars Holiday Special? Warsie: ::cringe:: ~o~ Warsie: Blasters are better than arrows: fast and accurate. Ringer: Arrows are fast and accurate AND cool. Blasters are all the same. ~o~ Warsie: We have Jedi. Ringer: We have Elves. ~o~ Warsie: Luke, Han. Cool good guys. Ringer: Legolas, Aragorn, Boromir, Gimli, Gandalf, Merry, Pippin, Frodo, Sam and that's just the Fellowship! ~o~ Warsie: C-3PO and R2-D2. Ringer: Legolas and Gimli. ~o~ Warsie: Darth Vader. Ringer: Nazgul. __________________ This was unexpected and rather difficult. There was some scattered clapping, but most of them were trying to work it out to see if it came to a compliment.