Reasons why LOTR is better than Star Wars

[Durelin]

Warsie: Darth Vader, just before he died, was revealed to be an egg-headed pasty white man.
Ringer: The Witch-King frickin' IMPLODED, man!

And yet...

Ringer: Sauron could make you suffer you with just his eye.
Warsie: Darth Vader could kill you with his MIND.

Plus...

Originally Posted by The Might

Warsie: We have cooler video games!
Ringer: We have an MMORPG!

Warsie: We have LEGOS.

Plus...

Ringer: We have Liv Tyler with pointy ears and a gauzy as translucent as we could get away with dress.
Warsie: We have Carrie Fisher in a metal bikini. With a leash.

Pwn'd.

Oh, wait...*notes the thread title*...woops.