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Reflection of Darkness
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull.
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I assign...
-The fact that at my college one cannot receive more than three unexcused absences or you will fail. (And yes, being sick does count as unexcused...I think the only time absences are excused are for religious reasons or if you are hospitalized or something like that.)
-The confusing process of getting a visa. Apparently, I'm going to need one for next year, but I don't really understand anything about getting one. At least, I'll have another month or so to figure this out. Still...garr... -Oh yes...and PMS. I think most females will feel the same way on this one... ![]() BTW Rune- there's no need to be touchy about typos. It add charm to your character. ![]()
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Nolite te bastardes carborundorum Last edited by Brinniel; 04-12-2007 at 11:59 PM. |
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Shady She-Penguin
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a far land beyond the Sea
Posts: 8,093
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Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris
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Shady She-Penguin
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a far land beyond the Sea
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I assign messing up with giving reputations...
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Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris
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Reflection of Darkness
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull.
Posts: 2,983
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I assign telemarketers. Especially the people who call your cell phone of all things.
Example: *phone rings. I answer* me: (not sure who it is) Hello? telemarketer: (cheerfully) Hi! Do you currently own a Visa card? me: mmm...yeah... telemarketer: Well, I wanted to let you know you are eligible for a sweepstakes to win a free weekend get-away and other prizes worth up to $20,000. All you have to do is- me: (irritated) Yeah, well I'm not interested. telemarketer: Wait...you haven't even heard me out yet! I- me: I said no! *call ends* So yeah, I know it's your job and all to annoy people, but that doesn't mean I can't assign you to Mordor....so take that!
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Odinic Wanderer
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Itinerant Songster
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: The Edge of Faerie
Posts: 7,066
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Please, friends, do consider using Private Messages when and if your thoughts are directed to one individual. Wouldn't want the nasssssty chat skwerl to get ya.
![]() Assignment: James Bond simply is not supposed to fall in love. Meh. I care not how smart and alluring the femme is. Granted, one of the better movies but ... meh. Yes, I still enjoyed the flick. ![]() |
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Everlasting Whiteness
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Doing something weird to your knee so that whenever it bends in a certain direction, or even sometimes for no reason at all, you feel a sudden sharp pain that really hurts!
Oh, and losing your hairband when you could really do with having it.
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La Belle Dame sans Merci
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I'll assign... um... when I sneak a sweet to my little cousin after her mom says no and then, as soon as she finishes eating, she tells her mom I did it. ![]()
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Mellifluous Maia
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth
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Hmm...guess Mordor needs more room for all the stuff we've assigned to it anyway...
I can think of 3816 miles/6140 kilometers I would like to assign to Mordor.
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