What do you assign to Mordor? - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Luinilwen · 05-02-2007, 10:34 PM

Injuries that hurt for a very long time. I had my hand crushed last April and it still hurts, but the doctors say nothing's wrong. Better assign stupid doctors too.

Orominuialwen · 05-14-2007, 06:22 PM

The combination of wind and a wraparound skirt. Fortunately, I realized the embarrassing posibilities before anything happend and held it down, but still!

Kath · 05-22-2007, 01:26 PM

Landing on people. I know I'm not that heavy, but when I've just been thrown in the air and am heading back down toward them it must hurt when I whack them with whatever limb I've flung in their direction.

Also, being able to do something fine on Saturday and then screwing it up the next time you try it.

Finally, having something you were looking forward to cancelled because no one else actually bothered to sort themselves out.

Oddwen · 05-22-2007, 10:15 PM

People who switch price tags right in front of me. No, that's not 4.99, it's 49.99, sir! Oh bwar-har, that's right, you're not getting a deal today! And I know you switched tags on everything else in your stupid cart because you do it all the time! GRR!

And don't lie to me, lady - that did have a box. I know, because I put it out two hours ago! My lead cashier and I were admiring it! GRR!

Meneltarmacil · 05-22-2007, 10:34 PM

Cold snaps in spring. Seriously, It's been 70 degrees (F) out here and I've been wearing shorts, yet then I've got to get out the jeans and long-sleeved stuff! Can't the weather at least be a little more consistent?

Celuien · 05-23-2007, 08:22 AM

Ants. Swarms of ants irritated by the use of a garden hose near their colony. Swarms of ants that proceed to swarm up the person holding the hose. And bite. Or sting. Or whatever it is that ants do.

Ouch.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 05-23-2007, 11:12 AM

Loosing most of your hearing on one ear for as long as 2 months.

05-02-2007, 10:34 PM	#1
Luinilwen Pile O'Bones Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Under the shadow of a doubt. Posts: 11	Injuries that hurt for a very long time. I had my hand crushed last April and it still hurts, but the doctors say nothing's wrong. Better assign stupid doctors too. __________________ Forever's a promise no love can survive and trust with hearts just don't apply.

05-14-2007, 06:22 PM	#2
Orominuialwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Umbar, but before the corsairs took over. (Ave Maria University, FL, USA) Posts: 632	The combination of wind and a wraparound skirt. Fortunately, I realized the embarrassing posibilities before anything happend and held it down, but still! __________________ Gone for lentSeeyou at Easter! (And on Sundays too, maybe.)

05-22-2007, 01:26 PM	#3
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Landing on people. I know I'm not that heavy, but when I've just been thrown in the air and am heading back down toward them it must hurt when I whack them with whatever limb I've flung in their direction. Also, being able to do something fine on Saturday and then screwing it up the next time you try it. Finally, having something you were looking forward to cancelled because no one else actually bothered to sort themselves out. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

05-22-2007, 10:15 PM	#4
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	People who switch price tags right in front of me. No, that's not 4.99, it's 49.99, sir! Oh bwar-har, that's right, you're not getting a deal today! And I know you switched tags on everything else in your stupid cart because you do it all the time! GRR! And don't lie to me, lady - that did have a box. I know, because I put it out two hours ago! My lead cashier and I were admiring it! GRR! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

05-22-2007, 10:34 PM	#5
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Cold snaps in spring. Seriously, It's been 70 degrees (F) out here and I've been wearing shorts, yet then I've got to get out the jeans and long-sleeved stuff! Can't the weather at least be a little more consistent? __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

05-23-2007, 08:22 AM	#6
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	Ants. Swarms of ants irritated by the use of a garden hose near their colony. Swarms of ants that proceed to swarm up the person holding the hose. And bite. Or sting. Or whatever it is that ants do. Ouch. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.