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Old 05-10-2007, 07:32 AM   #1
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The Wise have yet to make a determination on this, but they have agreed that it is useful if at least some of the striding takes the would be Strider through Moria

If Manwe and Varda were to get divorced how many lawyers would it take to draw up their divorce settlement?
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Old 05-12-2007, 12:39 AM   #2
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More than eagles have feathers and fewer than the stars in the sky...

How many Royal Messengers did it take to convince Morwen to leave her homestead?
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Old 05-24-2007, 01:26 AM   #3
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How many Royal Messengers did it take to convince Morwen to leave her homestead?
One. It was the same messenger whom Thingol always ordered to go to Dor-Lómin. In the end the messenger got so frustrated that he dragged Morwen all the way to Menegroth.

How many Hobbits would it take to defeat Glaurung?
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Old 05-24-2007, 02:39 AM   #4
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How many Hobbits would it take to defeat Glaurung?
One. Despite popular belief, Turin was actually 4"4, meaning he was an inch smaller than Bandobras Took. This was due to growth stunting he recieved as a child from a medical ailment known in Latin as stubbornus foolus.

How many Dark Lords does it take until the Valar just move to another planet?
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Old 05-24-2007, 02:46 AM   #5
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How many Dark Lords does it take until the Valar just move to another planet
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The matemathical calculations imply that the correct answer is 666,2.

How many dwarves does it take to beat an elf in a singing competition?
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Old 05-24-2007, 03:51 AM   #6
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Q: How many dwarves does it take to beat an elf in a singing competition?

A: Two. The singer and the referee.

Q: How many hours can a Hobbit live without eating anything?
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Old 05-24-2007, 05:34 PM   #7
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Q: How many hours can a Hobbit live without eating anything?

A: Zero, soon enough his whining will force someone to give him food.

Q: How many hobbits does it take to stress out a Wizard?
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