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Beregond · 05-14-2007, 04:22 PM

Fortunately, he had already liquefied the entire race of zombies, and the world hailed Bill as a great hero, showering him with maize and praise.

Meneltarmacil · 05-14-2007, 05:39 PM

Unfortunately, they piled so much maize onto the poor pony that he was squished.

The 1,000 Reader · 05-14-2007, 07:34 PM

Fortunately, in his time as the Necromancer, the one thing Sauron actually learned to bring back from the dead was a pony.

Beregond · 05-14-2007, 08:20 PM

Unfortunately, Sauron isn't nice.

Gil-Galad · 05-15-2007, 12:45 PM

Fortunately, Bill the zombie-pony was

Beregond · 05-15-2007, 01:53 PM

Unfortunately, Sauron doesn't like those who are nice, so he refused to let Bill the zombie-pony join his legion of zombie-ponies.

The 1,000 Reader · 05-15-2007, 04:32 PM

Fortunately, in a manner akin to the Silmarillion, Bill the Zombie Pony confronted Sauron, who in his idiocy, sent his ponies out one by one into a trap to their doom before going out himself, wasting a perfect opportunity, and being defeated by Bill the Zombie Pony.

05-14-2007, 04:22 PM	#1
Beregond Playful Ghoul Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,251	Fortunately, he had already liquefied the entire race of zombies, and the world hailed Bill as a great hero, showering him with maize and praise. __________________ "Hope and memory shall live still in some hidden valley where the grass is green."

05-14-2007, 05:39 PM	#2
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, they piled so much maize onto the poor pony that he was squished. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

05-14-2007, 07:34 PM	#3
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, in his time as the Necromancer, the one thing Sauron actually learned to bring back from the dead was a pony. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

05-14-2007, 08:20 PM	#4
Beregond Playful Ghoul Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,251	Unfortunately, Sauron isn't nice. __________________ "Hope and memory shall live still in some hidden valley where the grass is green."

05-15-2007, 12:45 PM	#5
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately, Bill the zombie-pony was __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

05-15-2007, 01:53 PM	#6
Beregond Playful Ghoul Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,251	Unfortunately, Sauron doesn't like those who are nice, so he refused to let Bill the zombie-pony join his legion of zombie-ponies. __________________ "Hope and memory shall live still in some hidden valley where the grass is green."

05-15-2007, 04:32 PM	#7
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, in a manner akin to the Silmarillion, Bill the Zombie Pony confronted Sauron, who in his idiocy, sent his ponies out one by one into a trap to their doom before going out himself, wasting a perfect opportunity, and being defeated by Bill the Zombie Pony. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains