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Rune Son of Bjarne · 06-25-2007, 09:30 AM

Rdagast will never get Red. . .it is mine!

I wonder what will happen if Alien was to chop off The Phantom's head.

Morai · 06-25-2007, 09:56 AM

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I wonder what will happen if Alien was to chop off The Phantom's head.

He has a head under that cloak!?

I thought he just had a pair of color-changing eyes.....

Bêthberry · 06-25-2007, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Downer # 51 mini-headline

Poultry Industry to Hold Meetings Upon Amon Hen

Oh dear! Does this mean a hen party?

Mithalwen · 06-25-2007, 11:41 AM

Ooh I finally made it into the Downer ..... albeit as an alleged terrorist....

the phantom · 06-26-2007, 03:45 PM

No, no, Mith, m'dear, I wrote you into one of my mini headlines in this edition of The Downer.

THE Ka · 06-27-2007, 09:27 AM

Eating penguins?

Boff... Despite costs, I find it hard to tackle down a Icadyptes salasi without lossing a few limbs.
Besides, any cake left at the end is given to the large pre-historic species, to prevent attacks upon other small modern fellows, like this diagram illustrates:

Our beloved modern penguins face the appetite of Icadyptes salasi without Barrow cake...

Without cake, it would be a sad day for our beloved barrow penguins.

~ Ka

Mithalwen · 06-28-2007, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by the phantom

No, no, Mith, m'dear, I wrote you into one of my mini headlines in this edition of The Downer.

So you did ..can't believe I missed it - especially since it was in that high profile "Page 910 " slot.....

Morai · 06-30-2007, 11:40 AM

Have you seen this green box?

By Maurice the Magnificent (and not so trustworthy...)

A recent announcement by the Barrow Wight himself has sent Middle Earth into mayhem from its calmer mirth, according to the Anonymous Source. Apparently, (and hopefully) for the moment, the green boxes have been discontinued. Some...er one person wonders whether or not the great Wight just misplaced them. Anonymous, as his friends (er...friend) refer to him, says that many Barrow Downers are experiencing near deadly withdrawal symptoms. The only reason that no one has died due to the sudden disapearance, is...well--most, if not all Downers are already dead.

To help smooth the transition to the upcoming Reputation system, the Wight has put up a current list of reputations. Anonymous, among others (or so he claims) complain of not see their names on the list. His opponents claim that Anonymous is just a figment of his own imagination.

06-25-2007, 11:41 AM	#4
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,461	Ooh I finally made it into the Downer ..... albeit as an alleged terrorist.... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

06-26-2007, 03:45 PM	#5
the phantom Beloved Shadow Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Stadium Posts: 5,971	No, no, Mith, m'dear, I wrote you into one of my mini headlines in this edition of The Downer. __________________ the phantom has posted. This thread is now important.

06-27-2007, 09:27 AM	#6
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Eating penguins? Boff... Despite costs, I find it hard to tackle down a Icadyptes salasi without lossing a few limbs. Besides, any cake left at the end is given to the large pre-historic species, to prevent attacks upon other small modern fellows, like this diagram illustrates: Our beloved modern penguins face the appetite of Icadyptes salasi without Barrow cake... Without cake, it would be a sad day for our beloved barrow penguins. ~ Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

06-30-2007, 11:40 AM	#8
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	Random Titles Read All About 'It' Have you seen this green box? By Maurice the Magnificent (and not so trustworthy...) A recent announcement by the Barrow Wight himself has sent Middle Earth into mayhem from its calmer mirth, according to the Anonymous Source. Apparently, (and hopefully) for the moment, the green boxes have been discontinued. Some...er one person wonders whether or not the great Wight just misplaced them. Anonymous, as his friends (er...friend) refer to him, says that many Barrow Downers are experiencing near deadly withdrawal symptoms. The only reason that no one has died due to the sudden disapearance, is...well--most, if not all Downers are already dead. To help smooth the transition to the upcoming Reputation system, the Wight has put up a current list of reputations. Anonymous, among others (or so he claims) complain of not see their names on the list. His opponents claim that Anonymous is just a figment of his own imagination. __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com