Ways to die in middle earth - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 12-28-2007, 08:29 PM

Thats a lot of ways to die, with some of them being incredibly stupid! And why oh why do people spell Pippin wrong?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

The Might · 12-28-2007, 08:36 PM

I'd add trying to steal anything from Lobelia.

Naz · 10-03-2008, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by The Might

I'd add trying to steal anything from Lobelia.

Or giving her even more spoons.

("Just try to keep a Silmaril" made me laugh. It's so true!)

Faramir Jones · 10-04-2008, 05:52 AM

650. Tell Feanor that he's a bad role model for his sons, due to his obsession with making 'bling'.

Faramir Jones · 10-10-2008, 09:17 AM

651. Tell Morgoth that he's such a pathetic escaped thrall that the Valar's reward for his return is only one silver penny.

Eönwë · 10-10-2008, 04:38 PM

652. Slap Morgoth.
653. Slap Sauron.
654. Slap Manwe.
655. Slap Saruman.
656. Slap Gandalf.
657. Slap Aragorn.
658. Slap Legolas.
659. Slap Sam.
660. Slap anyone except yourself.

Eönwë · 10-10-2008, 04:40 PM

661. Jump off a cliff.

Eönwë · 12-29-2007, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior

why oh why do people spell Pippin wrong?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

exactly.

In fact, I'll add that to my ways to die in middle earth (If I live there!)

Eönwë · 12-29-2007, 07:27 AM

So (including all the suggestions on this thread makes:

578. Spell Pippin wrong (if any "barrow-downer", especially me, lives in middle earth)
579. Steal from Lobelia
580. Toss Gimli and tell Legolas later
581. Toss Gimli while Legolas is watching
582. Watch this while Sam is sneaking up behind you with sting (the video)

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 12-30-2007, 07:54 PM

Do anything to make Smaug angry!(I have no idea if that is on the list)
Insult Gaffer Gamgee or Frodo Baggins when our dear Sam is around!

Eönwë · 01-05-2008, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior

Oh you have no idea, I could kill someone real easily... people don't get it, even some Barrow-Downers themselves spell LotR character names wrong and places It makes me not so happy(even though I have probably done it on occasion

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yeah, me too. Especially with all the accents and stuff. But I do try

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 01-05-2008, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Eönwë

yeah, me too. Especially with all the accents and stuff. But I do try

Me too. But Pippin is the most missspelled one and Gollum too!

Laurinquë · 01-27-2008, 03:32 AM

583. Buy eyeshadow for Sauron.
584. Steal Legolas's wig

Eönwë · 01-28-2008, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Laurinquë

583. Buy eyeshadow for Sauron.
584. Steal Legolas's wig

Legolas has a wig?
And there was me, thinking he had extensions.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 01-30-2008, 12:33 AM

It wouldn't be Legolas's wig, it would be Orli's wig!

(Legolas is too awesome for that)

12-28-2007, 08:29 PM	#1
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Thats a lot of ways to die, with some of them being incredibly stupid! And why oh why do people spell Pippin wrong?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

12-28-2007, 08:36 PM	#2
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	I'd add trying to steal anything from Lobelia. __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

10-04-2008, 05:52 AM	#4
Faramir Jones Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Lonely Isle Posts: 706	Another suggestion 650. Tell Feanor that he's a bad role model for his sons, due to his obsession with making 'bling'.

10-10-2008, 09:17 AM	#5
Faramir Jones Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Lonely Isle Posts: 706	Another one 651. Tell Morgoth that he's such a pathetic escaped thrall that the Valar's reward for his return is only one silver penny.

10-10-2008, 04:38 PM	#6
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	652. Slap Morgoth. 653. Slap Sauron. 654. Slap Manwe. 655. Slap Saruman. 656. Slap Gandalf. 657. Slap Aragorn. 658. Slap Legolas. 659. Slap Sam. 660. Slap anyone except yourself. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

10-10-2008, 04:40 PM	#7
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	661. Jump off a cliff. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

12-29-2007, 07:27 AM	#9
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	So (including all the suggestions on this thread makes: 578. Spell Pippin wrong (if any "barrow-downer", especially me, lives in middle earth) 579. Steal from Lobelia 580. Toss Gimli and tell Legolas later 581. Toss Gimli while Legolas is watching 582. Watch this while Sam is sneaking up behind you with sting (the video) __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

12-30-2007, 07:54 PM	#10
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Do anything to make Smaug angry!(I have no idea if that is on the list) Insult Gaffer Gamgee or Frodo Baggins when our dear Sam is around! __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

01-27-2008, 03:32 AM	#13
Laurinquë Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 347	583. Buy eyeshadow for Sauron. 584. Steal Legolas's wig

01-30-2008, 12:33 AM	#15
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	It wouldn't be Legolas's wig, it would be Orli's wig! (Legolas is too awesome for that) __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.