What do you "assign" to the Shire?

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Originally Posted by Aganzir

My little brothers (I have three of them), who have been unusually nice today.

One went to buy me some lemonade when I asked him. Another made me ice cream when I asked him. And the youngest took my dog for a walk when I complained it's too cold and dark and damp outside.

Whoa! That must be strange, I have a six year old little brother and he is a little terrorist! I can't believe what he does! I should assign him to Mordor!