You know you have Tolkien fever when....

ok so U know when u have Tolkien fever, when you are in a night club, convincing every guy that u are actually called, 'Arwen Elvenstar' and they ask u 'how do u spell that ?'

and when you find yourself adding 'ses' and 'sss' on the end of everything (Gollum style)

[Morsul the Dark]

I was recently playing some board game and I was in the guys rear arc so my little tank or whatever got a attack bonus and i said "HA my tanks in your rear orc!..no wait orc...damn it arc your rear arc!"

And at work one guy had a good sized beard and instead of saying have a nice day it slipped I said "may your beard never witter" also I hum the movie soundtrack

But as Encaitare said she writes tengwar I can't however I had the anglo-saxon alphabet down and I'm working on tengwar

[Isowen]

I do that a lot! I had a science exam and I think the question was something to do with making wine and fermenting etc. I was supposed to write the word "wine" and put "brandy" in front of it to make "brandywine"! My science teacher, who has apparently never read lotr, was shocked and thought I was an alcoholic and announced to the rest of the class that I was writing about brandy and wine. when i explained what had happened, he let me redo the answer and told me I had Tolkien fever! So when i saw the title of this thread, I just had to read it!