What do you "assign" to the Shire?

[Volo]

Yesterday my first lesson was music, starting at 8:10. The teacher likes to remind us that he's tolerant of everything except us coming late. So the night before... I went to sleep at about 11. Then I suddenly woke up nervously, wandering what the time was and cursing that I was late for school. I looked at my mobile phone. The time was 00:00. I began cursing out loud, I was deffinitely late for school. I covered myself in deodorant wandering why I was so tired even though I slept late. I checked my phone again, 00:01. Yes, I am late... but, but, something's not right. I tried to find what the date was, maybe it was the wrong day or something and I wasn't actually supposed to wake up that day. I checked the date, it was 25th of April. Yeees... Ok, but what date was yesterday?? I went into "sent messages" and checked when I had sent the last text message. 24th of April. So, so, ? I was late? For music. Drat. I started putting on my clothes...

It was interesting.

After I had went to sleep again I still woke up once or twice to check that my alarm clock was on. (The preveous night I had actually forgotten to turn on my alarm and it was luck (or no luck) that I woke in the middle of the night and realised that.)